Mar 19-25, 2015

Mar 19-25, 2015 / Vol. 22 / No. 42
Subscribe to our newsletter Be the first to know about breaking news, articles, and updates. Subscribe today Yes, this ongoing, still-snowing winter sucks. Sucks, sucks, SUCKS! But we’re officially putting it on hold this issue, because it’s time for Burger Week. Plus you can see the lovely local movie Relative Happiness while you’re out. Isn’t […]

Closure

I took you for granted. I’m sorry for not treating you the right way. I always said you were too controlling, but you just wanted to spend time with me. You were my first love, my first everything. You moved on long ago, but I still think about you everyday. I think about the mistakes…

Sleeveless Spring Graden Shoveler

You where taking the initiative upon yourself to clear the soft slush off the side walks before the inevitable uneven freeze. While the task was impossible to complete you still made your mark. Thank you on behalf of all who share these common places. You are a gem. —long time native

To M

You are kind of a mess. But so am I. And I love you anyway. —Love C

Get Out of The Way Losers

Hey all of you pedestrians, cyclists and drivers of small, energy efficient vehicles! Yes, I’m talking to you! Stay out of the way of my large all wheel drive vehicle. Don’t you know that we manly men perched up high in our expensive vehicles have a god-given right to drive as fast as we want…

I have no one to blame but myself.

Time and time again I’ve fallen for your lines. “I want to see you.” “I can’t wait to see you.” And yet every single time, I get my hopes up, wear something pretty, and wait for the call that inevitably comes: you telling me you can’t make it. Again. I have no idea why I…

Put the vicious ones to sleep already!

[Image-1] Yeah, I bring it on myself by subscribing/liking/friending so many animal rescue sites but not seeing it won’t make it not exist. A dog dumped in a dumpster in Whitehorse after a year of systematic torture. Saskatoon SPCA just found a cat whose legs were tied together. The cats and dogs in Edmonton that…

Best $2 sammie

Shout out to the considerate deli counter attendant at Pete’s who let me sample 3 different types of meat before cutting a perfect dollars worth of salami for my sammie. You sure provided great customer service for such a cheapskate! —Simple Sandwicher

Give a little more patience and love would ya’

[Image-1] To everyone out there who is frustrated by the winter and snow: the rest of the city feels the same way. Instead of bitching out other people on the roads, sidewalks, bus or wherever they may be; take a step back and realize that these final days of winter are sucking for just about…

Oxford Street saviour

We were getting off a very crowded #1 bus at the Oxford Street stop heading north. We were both leaving from the middle doors, which opened to a huge icy snow mountain before the sidewalk, blocking our exit. I only saw it once you had catapulted yourself over it like a champ. The doors were…

Stupid or lazy?

[Image-1] Here’s to the bobcat operator (contracted) who doesn’t even try to do a HALF-decent job on our sidewalks. Get a real job, you pathetic sack of excrement. You have surely, ALL FUCKING WINTER LONG, pretty much just driven over the snow as to actually plowing it. Find some sort of fucking incentive to do…

Slow down

I have been walking on the road most of the time these past couple months, since I have no other choice. Thank you to the drivers who slow down and give me a wide berth. Fuck you to those who don’t, especially when driving through dirty slush or water. To quote a recent bitch message,…

Despite all my rage,

I’m usually a fairly tender individual—calm, reposed, loving, trying to take care of fellow humans—but shit goddamn I’ve got some rage lately that I don’t know how to handle. Fuck Harper. Sideways. Fuck him sideways into next Tuesday. Fuck Bill C-51. Fuck assholes using vehicles as extensions of their egos coming so close to running…

Community cooks

“It’s a local grocery store that’s trying to change the philosophy of what you think of as a grocery store,” says chef Paul Routhier of Gottingen Street’s The Carrot. “It’s the type of place you pop in every two or three days and buy what’s fresh.” But beyond that, the co-op grocery store is focused…

Ferry rider

Five years ago you posted a psst about a girl wearing a red sweater who frequently rode the ferry who read mystery novels. I wanted to give you a long overdue thank you for being so kind…and I was and am single. Thank you for hoping someone was loving me. No one was or has for…

I got sunshine

To the house who turned their speakers out on the corner of Robie and Coburg on Friday morning for everyone to hear “My Girl.” What a lift of spirit! —Your Girl

How is this fair?

[Image-1] How the hell is making the buses free until Monday fair to the paying customers of Halifax Transit? The folks that pay for their monthly pass, every month, without fail… So now instead of sharing a cramped ride in a tin can with the regular passengers, we’re going to have to share an even…

Gentlemenhood

He gets excited asking these women to show him a little something, but he wants his daughter to go around showing nothing. He can’t see the hyposcrisy in his heart, all he sees is what stimulates his male part. —Somebody’s daughter

Cockadoodledoo!

In the wake of my Love the Way We Love about the best croissants (local or otherwise). Better than Le Louvre Cafe in Paris. Certainly better than those hack coffee shops in Montreal, Better than the pastries in the south side of Belgium…. the fluffy flaky folds of delight at a certain garage on a…

Jamie and the Canines

Tremendous gratitude to our Wednesday snowshoe saviors. As the sun was setting, you pushed through the worst of hurricane Juan’s legacy to rescue us from our outpost in Long Lake Park. When we set out for our morning trek, we never imagined that our adventure would be taken to the next level. Entered into survival…

Stockholm Syndrome

I know a woman who’s strong, vocal, independent and beautiful. She’s done so much for so many women, given them a voice and stood up for them when they didn’t have the confidence to stand up for themselves. So this love is for you, you’re something and you’re wonderful. Your boyfriend is not. You deserve…

Halifax bank logo used on Halifax city’s job ad

[Image-1] For almost a month HRM’s been advertising for a project director to oversee the redevelopment of the Cogswell Interchange. It’s a big project, set to define the future of the downtown landscape. So it’s surprising no one noticed the wrong Halifax logo was being used on LinkedIn. That’s the blue-and-white logo for the United…

Yes, the Khyber is still safe (for now)

[Image-1] Once again, the future of the Khyber building will be discussed at City Hall. Two information items are being presented to council today on the conditions of 1588 Barrington Street and the status of HRM’s arts incubator pilot project. Both items are raising familiar frustrations for friends of the Khyber. A press release yesterday…

Bahamas in Halifax July 21

Still soaring on the high of Bahamas is Afie and two 2015 JUNO Awards for adult alternative album of the year and songwriter of the year, Bahamas (AKA Afie Jurvanen) makes another Halifax appearance on Tuesday, July 21 at the Rebecca Cohn Auditorium. Tickets are on sale Friday, March 27 at 12pm, $26.50 in advance…

Looking at the 2015 Merritt Awards

If art reflects life, then the 2015 Theatre Nova Scotia Merritt Awards show was a perfect reflection of the mood right now in snow-bound Halifax. There was recognition that making a life in theatre can feel a lot like trying to forge a path through a world of six-foot snow banks. There was a sense…

Precious Tree Resin

[Image-1] I saw you the other day after a lengthy hiatus and — blame the day — did not recognize you. You were always so nice to me and I sincerely liked you, so I feel all but compelled to write and apologize to you for losing my sh*t on you. I really feel bad…

Negative Nancies

[Image-1] I’m fed up with debbie downers that drown out any voice of reasonability in this city. Whether it be obviously bias media headlines (Councillor spends $25,000 on robot tree), to uneducated twitter spats and all around inability to see past your own circle of influence, people need to learn to consider that outrage for…

Violence at the library? Grow up or go home!

What’s going on at the new library? Every time i go there its filled with *hard* 20something kids and unbathed old men swearing and fightiing and evne when security comes their just told to shut up. Nothing like not feeling safe when all i wanna do is find the next season of downton or enjoy…

Silence is NOT golden.

Really? Not a single peep? I didn’t have any specific expectations for what you would say, but I did expect you to say something. Like “Sorry it all fell apart that way.” Or “I’m working my own stuff out; hope things work out for you too.” Even “Hey, just wanted to acknowledge your existence. Maybe…

Panhandlers

Ok this bitch is going out to the three stooges at the Windsor Street exchange always begging for money. Stop fucking waving at people being all cheerful and shit while we all head to work, making money and a living the right way. I am not going to give away my hard earned money to…

Halifax’s Ben’s Bakery to close

Don’t forget to stop and smell the fresh-baked bread. Yesterday afternoon brought the news that 6239 Pepperell Street’s Ben’s Bakery— known for its 100-plus year history in Halifax, and the sweet, sweet aromas that waft over Quinpool Road— will be winding down it’s operations over the summer and closing its doors come November, leaving 105…

Hotel Angels

On Tuesday night, I took my son and his friend to a Halifax Hotel for a night, for something to do over March Break. We were only staying ONE night. Unfortunately, the plow contractor for the hotel didn’t show up until later in the day on Wed, and then did a crappy job, then the…

Some of the best Halifax burgers are in Copenhagen

[Image-1] We hope you’re making the most out of Burger Week, Halifax. There’s nothing like the flavours of your own city to satisfy your appetite. Imagine if you could enjoy the taste of home internationally.  Peter Ahn and Ulrich Dehler have achieved just that by creating the Halifax Burger restaurant in Copenhagen, Denmark. Inspired while…

Watch: Shannon Webb-Campbell’s “Harvest Your Heart”

Though EGALE Canada Human Rights Trust Out In Print Literary Award Winning poet (and Coast contributor!) Shannon Webb-Campbell’s Still No Word (Breakwater Books) book launch was rescheduled, you can catch a glimpse of some of the lines within with this video. Made by Krista Davis, Webb-Campbell’s words are linked up with the music of Kim…

Dear Transformers Collectors.

Please remember Modern Society isn’t based on Your stupid little obsession,stop staring & Snickering just because I have RoboCop,Batman or Captain Power on My Shirt,not everyone gives a Shit about Optimus Fucking Prime! —Trans Fan No More!

Hey ho! Hey ho! This stupid chant has got to go!

I just heard a radio report about a protest that took place and I could hear the protestors in the background. Now, I fully support the right of all groups and individuals to make their feelings known through public protest……but, I swear, if I hear one more round of “Hey ho! Hey ho! So-and-so has…

You think THAT was why I haven’t contacted you again?!

[Image-1] I hooked up with you once. After that one night, I realized I wasn’t feeling it and decided to never contact you again. You never contacted me again either, so I moved on. Then I found out the other day, you apparently said I didn’t contact you anymore because I was ashamed of my…

True love or just civility?

Stop trying to start a love story with every good person who treats you with respect. We’ve gotten so ugly and rude that chivalry is foreign, politeness is considered flirting, and being good to people is interpreted as a possible soul mate. The bare minimum for love is nothing now. —Pierre of Hearts <3

To the nice paralegal guy at D….y N….’s

[Image-1] I’m really sorry for the horrible things my sister said to you last Saturday night,that’s why I was trying to leave, I could see it coming… it was so wrong! You did not deserve to be treated like that and I thought you were a very nice person. I hope the rest of your…

Hey Big Nose!

To the Guy at The Shopping Center. Stop leaning on the counter and let the poor girl do her Job! —Waiting in Line.

Smash the state not the bus stop shelters

To whoever is smashing all the bus shelters I think your enthusiasm and persistence could be put to better use by smashing other things….like giant capitalist enterprises’ windows rather than those of a public service like our transit. Just an idea 🙂 —Thinker

Dead Like Me

[Image-1] I’ve started having day dreams again about all the fluke-ish death scenario’s that could happen to me while doing mundane every day things. Good to know my brain is finally over you. I’ve missed my morbid little pass time. —Healthier Brain Activity

nuggets

[Image-1] just got to say that i’m a little disappointed with the dog people this winter… not anyone’s favorite to see or step in all the little brown nuggets all over the park – as you enter the park next to the BAGGIE stand, mixed with festive yellow snow further down the path, in the…

Where is Halifax putting all this snow?

[Image-1] Well Halifax, we’ve been hit yet again this week. The moment you think it’s all shifting to clear skies and warmer days, our faithful fiend winter rears her ugly head. Although today is the first day of spring, many have thrown up their hands and given up on seeing that green grass anytime soon.…

What’s open in Halifax?

[Image-1] Yesterday’s snow stomping shut down literally and figuratively everything in Halifax, forcing us all indoors like the wintery mole people we’ve accepted ourselves to be. Thankfully, the sun is shining this Thursday and doors are open again around the city. We’ve collected just a small list of the many bold businesses around town happy…

Snowboarding the streets of Dartmouth

[Image-1] “I was in Whistler actually in February, and the streets of Dartmouth were ten times better conditions.”  When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When the weather gives you 80 centimetres of snow, go snowboarding and “jump off stuff.” That’s the joyful ethos behind Adrian McLean’s adventures yesterday in downtown Dartmouth. While the rest…

Snova Scotia keeps on piling on

[Image-1] Don’t shoot me for saying so, but it’s kind of gorgeous outside right now. The sun is shining, it’s not very cold, and neighbours across the municipality are sharing shovels and slipping discs to help dig the city out of this monster lizard. Yesterday brought a hellish amount of snow down on top of…

The Ivany Report Report: Chapter three

[Image-1] We have to work at this together. We have to find ways not to be at cross-purposes with other municipalities in the province.  —Mike Savage, mayor There’s some debate out there about whether the Halifax region is the tried-and-true economic engine driving our sputtering provincial economy. It’s a big engine, but not the only…

Kevin Smith doesn’t need any quote unquote “talent”

[Image-1] Best known as the filmmaker behind movies like Mallrats and the Clerks series, Kevin Smith has reinvented himself in recent years as an ubiquitous podcaster. Smith returns to Halifax on March 22 for a Q&A with fans and screening of his latest film, Tusk. You wear a lot of hats: director, producer, screenwriter, actor…

The haircut: my story of living with depression

[Image-1] I just got a haircut. I know this sounds frivolous, but it’s not. It’s me caring about how I look. It’s me having the energy to style my hair in something other than a ponytail. It’s me being mentally healthy. Looking back, I see that I’ve lived with depression since high school. All those…

Half-heard, Chapter 29

The same nuclear sundown projected itself against the bell-clear sky outside Myles’ bedroom window while long-necked Myles laid in his room, stared up at the full-length mirror above his bed polishing his small-talk and adjusting the parameters of his hand gestures with a needle-point precision. Motions cranked with an awkward rigidity like shoddy ratchets in the…

Review: The Gunman

“From the director of Taken” should be your first warning about The Gunman’s deal, in case known woman-beater and all-around dour human Sean Penn weren’t enough on his own. He gets a script credit—one assumes his contribution involved his constant, unncessary, Adam Levine-like shirtlessness—in this story about double-crossing secret agents working for a mining company…

Cuckold comfort

Q I’m a straight guy in my 30s dating a woman in her mid-20s. We’ve been together for a year, and I’m crazy about her. In love, even. She’s gorgeous, sweet, kind, loving and very sexual. She’s perfect. In her late teens and early 20s, she had a wild sex life. She attended sex parties,…

Letters to the editor, March 19, 2015

Faith restored Since winter finally hit, I have been finding it more and more frustrating to live my life. I use a wheelchair and have had numerous incidents trying to do everyday things like getting groceries, doing my banking or most recently, getting a haircut. I moved here in September and have since been going…

Free Will Astrology

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20) Do you need a reason to think sharper and work smarter and try harder? I’ll give you four reasons. 1. Because you’re finally ready to get healing for the inner saboteur who in the past has undermined your confidence. 2. Because you’re finally ready to see the…

Eating at Eats! Urban Lunch Counter

Eats! Urban Lunch Counter doesn’t look like much more than a counter. One entire wall of the restaurant is made up of the nook where the lone server stands, part-prep station, part-display counter, part-cash station. Another wall is taken up with soda fridges and another display unit, seemingly unused. The rest of the dining room…

It’s always Burger Week

The cutting crew What’s a butcher’s most important tool? The right attitude, says Chris de Waal, part-owner of Getaway Farm. As de Waal puts it, that means coming into work and asking “How do I use the whole animal, respect the farmer, respect the land and respect the animal?” Getaway aims to “bring healthy, sustainably…

Happiness is

Lexie Ivy is 30, a small-town business owner, fashionable and eccentric, funny and smart. She’s also the single, overweight one of a trio of sisters, a redheaded sheep sticking way out amongst a family of fantasy blondes. “Flawed yet lovable” is how director and co-writer Deanne Foley describes the protagonist of her second feature, Relative…

Reconnect to flamenco

Maria Osende is on the line from sunny Madrid: “I think I picked the right winter to spend away from Nova Scotia.”  Osende, along with being a master of understatement, is a dancer and choreographer who created her own dance company, Maria Osende Flamenco, when she moved to Canada in 2004. She is spending the…

Experimental music

It’s time to check the freezing temperatures at the door and heat the hell up with The Experiment, a multi-act party experience at both The Marquee and The Seahorse on Friday night. Presented by Birchwood Entertainment, The Experiment promises a two-storey full-sensory experience from visual art installations by Wasako AV to appearances from Halifax Circus…

Review: When The Saints

Sarah Mian’s debut novel, When the Saints, is a sly and funny book about a scrappy family living through some trying times. Tabby Saint is the tough and admirably resourceful protagonist who returns to her home of Solace River, Nova Scotia, after being more or less abandoned years earlier as a child. She returns to…

Review: Alana Yorke

Titled “The Wichita Years,” Alana Yorke’s opening track is a delicious entry point. A whirlpool of strings shows how ubiquitous Owen Pallett’s influence has become. Yorke sings about a film inside her head, inviting random reverie. If she reminds you of a certain Irish priestess of the ethereal, then it’s unanimous. Yorke’s vocals are less adorned…


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