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I’ve started having day dreams again about all the fluke-ish death scenario’s that could happen to me while doing mundane every day things. Good to know my brain is finally over you. I’ve missed my morbid little pass time.
—Healthier Brain Activity
This article appears in Mar 19-25, 2015.
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Sort of like when you put on toast. It pops and you go to get it butterknife in hand, trip over the cat, fall into the toaster plunging the butterknife into the bread slot, the electric shock jolts you backward and you do a header down the cement basement steps. Nearly killed me but I got over that girl that broke my heart.
Sort of like that?
OP: Sorry you had you’re heart broken but I’m happy that you’re brain is now healthy.
My brain is “healthy” like yours because my heart is still broken.
Ob, I probably shouldn’t tell you about this …..but there’s a show that you might find amusing. It’s called 1000 Ways to Die but should be called 1000 Stupid Ways to Die.
http://www.spike.com/shows/1000-ways-to-die
Or you may wish to join the legions of young Maritimers heading out West, where, it is said, there are a Million Ways To Die. But, you need to have a good death chant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR4Urw8UMh8