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Here’s to the bobcat operator (contracted) who doesn’t even try to do a HALF-decent job on our sidewalks. Get a real job, you pathetic sack of excrement. You have surely, ALL FUCKING WINTER LONG, pretty much just driven over the snow as to actually plowing it. Find some sort of fucking incentive to do a HALF-decent job, you miserable prick. My fucking little dog with a snow scoop tied around his little waist would to a much better job. Next time don’t even bother to come to our subdivision and drive OVER AND AROUND the snow. You ought to look for some other type of work, like a fucking colouring book and crayons. Fuck you asshole, from all of us here in fucking winter wonderland. And fuck you to whomever is paying you real money to drive around pretending you did any sort of half-decent job. May the fleas of 1,000 camels infest your armpits and crotch hairs. —GetaRealJobYouPrick
This article appears in Mar 19-25, 2015.
This happened all around the city and no one us impressed. You were not singled out. And when your little dog finishes there, send it along to the other neighbourhoods…
What are the requirements to become a Bobcat operator anyway? I can’t find a course anywhere.
Whatever happened to Bobcat Goldthwait?
There are some bobcats at Hope for Wildlife Society.
STUPID OR LAZY?
“You have surely, ALL FUCKING WINTER LONG, pretty much just driven over the snow as to actually plowing it.” GetaRealJobYouPrick
The question before us is whether the bobcat operator is either stupid or lazy. I suggest that this is a false dichotomy, that while he might be lazy he surely is not stupid. Driving over the snow rather than actually plowing it takes considerably less time, time which might better be spent in the tavern.
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
I’m calling bullshit on you, sir of madame. Drive over the snow? Those little things would topple over if they tried to just drive over the 4 ft of snow most sidewalks were buried in. Have you actually watched the bob-cats try and work with the sidewalks? It looks brutal. They’re moving a shit ton of snow with very little room to put it.
So how about next time you open your self centred mouth you try using your brain a bit and report what the sidewalks actually look like instead of exaggerating.
Those Bobcats are useless for clearing sidewalks, of any volumes of snow above a sprinkling.UNLESS they are equipped with the snowblower attachment, with many I have seen are not.
Maybe he should apply at Halifax transit because according to this board he would fit right in.