I have been walking on the road most of the time these past couple months, since I have no other choice. Thank you to the drivers who slow down and give me a wide berth. Fuck you to those who don’t, especially when driving through dirty slush or water. To quote a recent bitch message, I’m walking outside in the winter—and risking my life by walking in the road. Show some compassion. —pedestrian4life
This article appears in Mar 19-25, 2015.


Keep your keys in your hand… if cars come too close to them and get scratched, they should have offered you a greater berth.
I took an experimental Psych course once. One of the experiments was to hide and watch how many drivers came to a full stop at a stop sign. Very few did! Then I stood in plain sight with a clipboard and recorded the number who came to a full stop. Almost all did!
I’m not sure if that has anything to do with this bitch but I never pass up an opportunity to tell a little story.
SPLASHING PEDESTRIANS ON THE ROAD
“I have been walking on the road most of the time these past couple of months, since I have no other choice.” pedestrian4life
Was your licence suspended for driving through dirty slush and water and splashing pedestrians on the road?
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
This city does not care about it’s residents, it is easy to tell.