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Sunday, January 18, 2015

Tired of your carts

Posted on Sun, Jan 18, 2015 at 4:00 AM

Why is it that every shopping cart in Walmart seems to be dragged around by a brain dead potato? It's like these carts are deliberately left in the middle of the damn store. So when you scrape mr. asshole's cart out of the way; his head starts to spin and suddenly I'm the scum of the yogurt section. Move your carts, if you drove here then it can't be that difficult to push a tiny rectangle, hell if you walked here and didn't run into the door then yes! You can push this cart, and you can avoid hitting me with it as well. —Squished potato

After 47 years, Bud the Spud's chip wagon won't be returning to its spot outside the old library. What should take its place?

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After 47 years, Bud the Spud's chip wagon won't be returning to its spot outside the old library. What should take its place?