Love the Way We Bitch/Love

Published April 26, 2007. Your bike was stolen, get over it I have read the coast since you started (thank you) and every three months or so we get some sort of whiney “my-bike-was-stolen-and-I’m-a-poor-student-who-has-no-other-way-to-get-to-school/work blah blah blah” rant. please stop. We get it. Having your bike stolen sucks. We understand. We don’t care. In my […]

Published April 26, 2007. Taggers beware OK taggers, enough. We get it. You’re young, full of testosterone, and you have nothing else to do with all that energy. Well stop writing your name all over this city! It’s not funny anymore, it’s not “art” (who remembers the “Meat is murder!” tag on Blowers Street from […]

Published April 26, 2007. Unions I hate unions. I hate them because their demands for outrageous wages have priced them out of the market – think: industries going to Asia, Mexico, etc. If they weren’t so fucking greedy, they’d still have their jobs. No one is saying that they should be unprotected – we all […]

Published May 03, 2007. Tip for non-servers… To all those who have never worked as a server: Please stop stacking your plates when you are done eating! We know that you are trying to help, but it doesn’t. Let us clear the plates, better for you, (much) better for us. Appreciative but annoyed server.

Published May 03, 2007. Where Did the Sidewalk Go? Lot Owners, okay we get it, do not park in your empty lot, but do you really need to extend your fence so that it also covers the sidewalk, leaving pedestrians to walk on the road of south street? I thought a sidewalk was for walking […]

Published May 03, 2007. School house rot To the janitors at my high school, I’ve got a small but not unimportant request: clean up for once…or even once a day. I’m begging you: could you pleeeease do some damn work for once? The school is disgustingly dirty all the time. It seems like the only […]

Published May 03, 2007. To The Experienced Glasses Specialist Thanks a lot for fixing my glasses you jerk-off, having me walk out of the store with them in two pieces after you told me they would “definately go back”. I left without so much as an appology that October Day, and I am still living […]

Published May 03, 2007. Pucking Politicians Just when I thought my contempt and disgust for Canadian politicians couldn’t get any greater…most parties have agreed to debate the naming of Shane Doan captain of Team Canada during the World Hockey Championship in Russia. This is such a non-issue it is laughable. Just as an intro, Mr. […]

Published April 26, 2007. Bike Dumper(s) To the idiot(s) on Preston St. who decided it would be a good idea to tip over my bike: You owe me a new coat of paint, a new spark plug, new handle grips and new handlebars, not to mention a weekend’s worth of labour, a full tank of […]

Published May 03, 2007. OH NO.. Crocks are back…. Spring’s in the air.. birds are singing.. flowers blooming and then there’s crocks.. yes they’ree back on the freaky flat footed ffreaky feet of the crock wearing freaks of halifax!… and take noticed that you who wear them have an ass as big as your crocks […]

Published May 03, 2007. Squatters’ wrongs Okay, girlfriends, listen up. Although I respect your right to avoid germs in public washrooms by not making contact with the toilet seat, there are those of us out there who, for whatever reason, find it necessary to sit, not squat. However, if you are going to insist on peeing […]

Published May 03, 2007. Get a job hood rat To the no good greasers who decided to steal my girlfriends tips – what gives you the right? It’s not your money, you have not earned it. You are the lowest of the scum in this city and I hope you choke on whatever dick wad […]