Love the Way We Bitch/Love

To the driver of the 7 gottingen on Saturday mornings: You are the biggest fucking asshole I have ever come across. All other bus drivers are SO easy going.. you are fucking crazy. You’ve made me put in more money, put in an extra bus ticket because I had JUST turned 16 and only had […]

For your information the Tim Hortons coffee cups ARE biodegradable now. I work at a Tim Hortons and made a special point to find out if they are biodegradable. A little while ago they weren’t but now they are. P.S: if there were a wax coating inside the cup, you would be drinking some pretty […]

What’s up with people with making fireworks go off at night? Last year some moron from my apartment building thought it would be hilarious to let off fire crackers every 1-30 minutes. Real hilarious you bastard. Trying to study through that was hell. Last night, somebody thought it would be fun to let off fire […]

Ok, it’s cool if you come up from your regular panning at the Willow tree to get warmed up or get coffee at the Tim’s in the hospital off of Robie. It is NOT cool to wander around like a rat inside the hospital looking for shit to rip off, especially with everyone knowing what […]

I can’t count the number of times other so-called drivers have cut me off or screamed in front of me without so much as a glance in my direction. Maybe they think if they don’t look at me, I’ll disappear out of their tunnel vision. Only by the grace of flying squirrels have I been […]

Thank you so much you dumb dick for parking in the only lane to get out of the parking lot at Kit Kat pizza. You boxed me in and I hit your new over sized “work” truck and now I have a dent on my drivers side wheel well because your a self centered piece […]

Here’s a shout out to all you backwards MF who hate people from T.O. I just spent the night at the Marquee with Mr. Africa Bambaataa and it was the best club night I have had in a decade. I thought for certain if he didn’t sample Time Zone I would be cranky, but he […]

To the lady who is always wearing a pink jacket, pants and hat (covering your bleached blonde hair): Last Tuesday you were at the Mumford terminal and got on the 2 wedgewood busa long with me. Before gettin gon the bus, you stuffed your face with gum and threw the wrappers on the ground. You […]

Maybe less of a bitch and more of a musing–I wonder if the powerless rage that results in barely literate curse-filled rants and threats here might actually be channeled into societal good? Perhaps a reasonable face-to-face conversation, where possible, might get better results than anonymous car-keying and head-punching threats. Besides getting better results in individual […]