Love the Way We Bitch/Love

Published April 19, 2007. Dear NSCAD Guy I saw you on the bus today. Patiently riding the 1 Spring Garden to some unknown destination, stroking your strategically untrimmed beard. I sat quiet, unambitious, carefully observing you from across the aisle. Sitting, watching, and wanting so badly to grab you by the beige felt lapels and […]

Published April 19, 2007. Pet stores Last weekend I went to a pet store and wanted to cry. I saw animals with fucking filthy, pooped in water bowls, puppies with weepy, crusty eyes, birds with big chunks of feathers missing off their bodies, and 2 full grown Affrician Grey parrots stuffed into 1 small aquariam […]

Published April 19, 2007. Transgendered bathrooms I am for all for equality just as much as the next person, but i feel as if minorities have nothing more to bitch about so they find trivial things to bitch about. As an example, take the transgendered people who want their own bathrooms. I think it is […]

Published April 19, 2007. Sour note Roommates who constantly sing at the tops of their lungs have no fucking decency. If you think that other people can’t hear you through the floor or the walls, especially in the middle of the night, think again. The reason that you haven’t heard anything is not because nobody […]

Published April 19, 2007. Great F^##*ing Message Board! It’s bad up there. Come on DOWN to Columbus (Ohio) sometime, for a little vacation. Try “living” between reejex from the old Confederacy and subwooferin’ yard-tards totally de-brained from self-asphyxiation. I need a message board! I’m so envious, I want to move up there and bitch till […]

Published April 19, 2007. Jaywalking Jerks This is to all the stupid little fucks who think they’re sooooo cool when crossing the street AGAINST the light with oncoming cars within feet of their sorry ass. You waltz across the street, impressing your stupid friends with your oh-so-brave smirky strut in front of oncoming traffic. One […]

Published April 12, 2007. Sons of HollyHELL just was on A & E , wasted 15 minutes of my life I will never get back. Sons of Hollywood- worst show ever. Frankly don’t know how I even got there, but I had to fight my way up to the surface of reality. Let this be […]

Published April 26, 2007. Viewing Displeasure To the group of guys sitting behind us in the park lane theater showing ‘Distrubia.’ Do you think you’re so special that you can have no consideration of others? I didn’t pay nine bucks to listen to the idiotic and disrespectful comments of jack-offs all night. Next time, keep […]

Published April 19, 2007. ASSHAT SUCKS OH MY GOD YOU UNEDUCATED REDNECKS WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET A WORD LIKE ASSHAT GOD ITS A FUCKING STUPID WORD PISSED

Published April 19, 2007. Newsflash, idiot To the woman who nearly ran me over at the corner of Charles and Robie on Monday: Put down your newspaper and watch where you’re going! I realize that commuter traffic is slow and boring, but reading the paper while driving is not appropriate. I didn’t appreciate how you […]

Published April 19, 2007. Big Trucks Turning Way Too Fast The recent accident on Howe Ave. is a grim reminder of the speed of behemoth vehicles that roar through this city. I’ve been nearly creamed as a driver and pedestrian by such driver negligence, in particular garbage and recycling trucks who seem to think they […]

Published April 19, 2007. Styrofoam Containers – Man’s Most Insidious Enemy Styrofoam containers should be banned from food service and not just because they make unsightly, indestructible garbage in our fair HRM. I have seen countless occasions where these containers are filled with deep fried goodies that actually melt the styrofoam. And what about styrofoam […]