Love the Way We Bitch/Love

Published April 19, 2007. Gas regulations What’s up with the gas prices in this province?!! I travel regularly to NB and they pay close to 10 cents less for the same fuel!!! (105.5 in Moncton)I know they just got a tax break in NB but does it explained this discrepancy alone?. I thought the gas […]

Published April 19, 2007. Dear NSCAD Guy I saw you on the bus today. Patiently riding the 1 Spring Garden to some unknown destination, stroking your strategically untrimmed beard. I sat quiet, unambitious, carefully observing you from across the aisle. Sitting, watching, and wanting so badly to grab you by the beige felt lapels and […]

Published April 19, 2007. Pet stores Last weekend I went to a pet store and wanted to cry. I saw animals with fucking filthy, pooped in water bowls, puppies with weepy, crusty eyes, birds with big chunks of feathers missing off their bodies, and 2 full grown Affrician Grey parrots stuffed into 1 small aquariam […]

Published April 19, 2007. Transgendered bathrooms I am for all for equality just as much as the next person, but i feel as if minorities have nothing more to bitch about so they find trivial things to bitch about. As an example, take the transgendered people who want their own bathrooms. I think it is […]

Published April 19, 2007. Sour note Roommates who constantly sing at the tops of their lungs have no fucking decency. If you think that other people can’t hear you through the floor or the walls, especially in the middle of the night, think again. The reason that you haven’t heard anything is not because nobody […]

Published April 19, 2007. Great F^##*ing Message Board! It’s bad up there. Come on DOWN to Columbus (Ohio) sometime, for a little vacation. Try “living” between reejex from the old Confederacy and subwooferin’ yard-tards totally de-brained from self-asphyxiation. I need a message board! I’m so envious, I want to move up there and bitch till […]

Published April 19, 2007. Jaywalking Jerks This is to all the stupid little fucks who think they’re sooooo cool when crossing the street AGAINST the light with oncoming cars within feet of their sorry ass. You waltz across the street, impressing your stupid friends with your oh-so-brave smirky strut in front of oncoming traffic. One […]

Published April 26, 2007. Hey, upstairs old lady smoker cougher, STFU! Every morning at 6 am, I am awakened by the sound of YOU, South End upstairs neighbour, letting loose with what can only be described as a startling, and nauseating, old lady smoker cough. For the 10 minutes. Every day. When you first moved […]

Published April 26, 2007. Gym Bandit To the piece of shit who stole my jacket, shoes and shirt from the gym on South Park Street. When I graduate from my Masters program in two years, you will still be stealing shit from people who actually WORKED to pay for that stuff. Have fun with your […]

Published April 26, 2007. Toxic emissions To the disgusting inconsiderate old man who chose to light up a smoke directly on the bike path at the bottom of the bridge: Did you know that smoking is actually BAD for you? Unlike exercise, which I was enjoying up to the point when I was forced to […]

Published April 26, 2007. You put the ass in asshole I drive agressively…no doubt, but going on to the bridge the other day, some chapeau de arse almost corn holed me with his 1982 BMW piece of shit car. Hey bud, your ride’s cheezy, and it doesn’t help that you’ve cheezed it up even more […]

Published April 26, 2007. Viewing Displeasure To the group of guys sitting behind us in the park lane theater showing ‘Distrubia.’ Do you think you’re so special that you can have no consideration of others? I didn’t pay nine bucks to listen to the idiotic and disrespectful comments of jack-offs all night. Next time, keep […]