Love the Way We Bitch/Love

Published April 05, 2007. Cross Walk Rules No disrespect concerning the recent cross walk accidents in the city…they are sad for all parties, and my heart goes out….however, driving down the road the other day at only 35kms/hr, a pedesrtian decides whithout so much as a head swivel, to jet out into the crosswalk like […]

Published April 05, 2007. Really sick and tired of Christmas after 5 months. For the love of Christ, take down your friggin’ christmas decorations already! Have you not noticed it’s April? Please don’t tempt me to walk right up to your door and rip them down myself because I will. Hell maybe I’ll go on […]

Published April 05, 2007. To a lazy cop When I first saw you, you were ticketing some poor old woman for jay-walking. Then you see me and decide to pull me over. While you are ticketing me for some asinine mistake, a girl rides by on her bike not wearing a helmet. You yell at […]

Published April 05, 2007. Crackbook This is a sincere and heartfelt “FUCK YOU” to all the assholes in the SMU libraries and computer labs who spend hours on facebook. Next time you see people lingering behind you waiting to use the computer: don’t just avert your eyes, get out of your seat and go get […]

Published April 05, 2007. Hail To the Bus Driver Thanks to the grouchy mother fucker Metro Transit driver Monday afternoon around 2:30 going to SMU. I got on your bus in a great mood, ipod on & some rocking beats to amuse me on my ride to work…when you decided to stop the bus before […]

Published April 05, 2007. not loving how you bitch To whoever wrote last weeks bitch decrying the possibility of putting positive stories in the weekly column: look, if you’re so cynical and jaded to the world that all you want to read about is stories of people ripping each other off and how much everyone […]

Published April 05, 2007. Stone-cold assholes To the fucking knobs that knocked down the tombstones in Mount Olivet Cemetery last week —what purpose did that serve, you goddamn little maggots? Thanks for knocking over my grandparents’ stone. I am completely distressed over this. Honestly, what kind of heartless excuses for human beings are you? Did you […]

Published March 29, 2007. The love haters In last week’s Coast, someone suggested you should have a column dealing with the more positive aspects of life. I only have one response: BAHAWHA!!!!  Do I really want to read a column that looks like “Chicken Soup for the ‘Fill in The Blank’”?? No fucking way. The underbelly […]

Published April 05, 2007. Speeding Assholes What is your goddamn rush, you idiots?? Are we such an ‘instant’ society that we can’t wait a few seconds for other drivers or pedestrians? Every day I encounter morons who are too impatient to wait a fucking minute, laying on the horn, pounding on the wheel or giving […]

Published March 29, 2007. Partnership for a Drug Free America I have been a pro-pot activist for several years. In my reckoning, if you are a hard-working responsible adult, there shouldn’t be anything wrong with having a toot once in a while. My bitch is the demonization of a plant that has offered relief for […]

Published April 05, 2007. North End Night mare So I was walking my daughter to school today,as i do every other day,but i was not prepared for what i walked into when i entered her school.First of all,there were no teachers watching these kids,as there are most other days,I don’t know why they were inside […]

Published March 29, 2007. Bitch on ice Thumbs down to the puritanical older couple across the aisle from me at the Mooseheads playoff game. My general understanding of public sporting events is that paying your $12 to sit behind the opposing team’s bench in a playoff game gives you the right—nay, the responsibility—to make their […]