Love the Way We Bitch/Love

Published March 15, 2007. Shut the Fuck Up Already I applaud the wise decision of the mayor and premier not to get this city in major hock over the 2014 Commonwealth bid. Boo-hoo-hoo, you jerkwad athletes – there’s more important issues to address in this city that a bunch of fucking ‘games’. As for that […]

Published March 15, 2007. Parade Squared After years of waddling their taxpayer funded arses mere steps from car to office, ya’ll finally decided to use one of the most attractive public spaces downtown as something OTHER than a parkade? Brilliant. But where to park those Passats now? Halifax being oh-so-flush with available downtown parking. I […]

Published March 15, 2007. You’re not good enough To my TL ( Team Leader = “supervisor”) that thinks that a coaching session is to rip ppl up. For all those that know what its like to work in a call center, its bad enough you get flack from the customers not happy with the service, […]

Published March 22, 2007. HSC Gripe In regards to your latest renovations.. I’d like to know who’s bright idea it was to devote aprroximately 80% of the food court’s seating, to 4-person tables! What were you thinking? Is the food court supposed to be Halifax’s newest family dining experience?? Because the last time I checked, […]

Published March 22, 2007. Below me I live in a crappy Halifax apartment and I can’t fucking stand the people that live above me! They are so loud all the time, it’s like they have no respect for anyone else in this building, like, oh, I don’t know…me, for example. Why do you throw bookcases and chairs […]

Published April 05, 2007. Hail To the Bus Driver Thanks to the grouchy mother fucker Metro Transit driver Monday afternoon around 2:30 going to SMU. I got on your bus in a great mood, ipod on & some rocking beats to amuse me on my ride to work…when you decided to stop the bus before […]

Published April 05, 2007. not loving how you bitch To whoever wrote last weeks bitch decrying the possibility of putting positive stories in the weekly column: look, if you’re so cynical and jaded to the world that all you want to read about is stories of people ripping each other off and how much everyone […]

Published April 05, 2007. Stone-cold assholes To the fucking knobs that knocked down the tombstones in Mount Olivet Cemetery last week —what purpose did that serve, you goddamn little maggots? Thanks for knocking over my grandparents’ stone. I am completely distressed over this. Honestly, what kind of heartless excuses for human beings are you? Did you […]

Published March 29, 2007. The love haters In last week’s Coast, someone suggested you should have a column dealing with the more positive aspects of life. I only have one response: BAHAWHA!!!!  Do I really want to read a column that looks like “Chicken Soup for the ‘Fill in The Blank’”?? No fucking way. The underbelly […]

Published April 05, 2007. Speeding Assholes What is your goddamn rush, you idiots?? Are we such an ‘instant’ society that we can’t wait a few seconds for other drivers or pedestrians? Every day I encounter morons who are too impatient to wait a fucking minute, laying on the horn, pounding on the wheel or giving […]

Published March 29, 2007. Partnership for a Drug Free America I have been a pro-pot activist for several years. In my reckoning, if you are a hard-working responsible adult, there shouldn’t be anything wrong with having a toot once in a while. My bitch is the demonization of a plant that has offered relief for […]

Published April 05, 2007. North End Night mare So I was walking my daughter to school today,as i do every other day,but i was not prepared for what i walked into when i entered her school.First of all,there were no teachers watching these kids,as there are most other days,I don’t know why they were inside […]