This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
Stone-cold assholes
To the fucking knobs that knocked down the tombstones in Mount Olivet Cemetery last week —what purpose did that serve, you goddamn little maggots? Thanks for knocking over my grandparents’ stone. I am completely distressed over this. Honestly, what kin
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Heard a good idea on the radio yesterday. We should bring back the gallows/stockade. Anyone caught and convicted of vandalism or equally gutless crime gets sentenced to the gallows/stockade and their name, nature of their crime, and time they will be punished are published in the newspaper. Anyone interested could go down and give these chumps a piece of their mind, or perhaps some rotten produce etc.
Hang them by the thumbs from the ‘Tongue’ – er, I mean the Wave. Love the idea.
Maybe they are pissed off at the dead for taking up prime real estate in Halifax.
Some people do not have any respect anymore. Last year for Father’s Day, my sister and got flowers made up for my dad’s grave in Dartmouth. Well, that night, people ended up stealing them, leaving only the ribbon saying “Happy Father’s Day” behind. I’m glad that I believe what goes around comes around.
That is one of the most disrespectful things anyone could ever do. A few years ago in my home town a bunch of monkey turds did that (knocking over my great great uncle’s stone) and they were caught and only got COMMUNITY SERVICE (like WTF?!?!) Those punks should PAY! haha