This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
Bitch on ice
Thumbs down to the puritanical older couple across the aisle from me at the Mooseheads playoff game. My general understanding of public sporting events is that paying your $12 to sit behind the opposing team’s bench in a playoff game gives you the right-
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Now I have an excellent reason NOT to attend the Moosehead games.
Elbee, your above comment presupposes that you’d actually be able to tear yourself away from the internet. The sheer volume of your commentary tells me this is highly unlikely.On another note, if there’s any socially acceptable place to be loud, boorish, or obnoxious, it’s a playoff hockey game. That conduct can’t possibly be any worse than the choreographed violence on the ice. Enjoy kiddies, it’s a fight! Look!
Hockey games are for chanting idiots. You were supposed to do that. I sentence the couple to three games of curling. *Gavel*Next case!
Lot I know. The last hockey game I went to was in 1967. I think we threw dinosauer bones on the ice.