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Published April 19, 2007. ASSHAT SUCKS OH MY GOD YOU UNEDUCATED REDNECKS WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET A WORD LIKE ASSHAT GOD ITS A FUCKING STUPID WORD PISSED

Published April 19, 2007. Newsflash, idiot To the woman who nearly ran me over at the corner of Charles and Robie on Monday: Put down your newspaper and watch where you’re going! I realize that commuter traffic is slow and boring, but reading the paper while driving is not appropriate. I didn’t appreciate how you […]

Published April 19, 2007. Big Trucks Turning Way Too Fast The recent accident on Howe Ave. is a grim reminder of the speed of behemoth vehicles that roar through this city. I’ve been nearly creamed as a driver and pedestrian by such driver negligence, in particular garbage and recycling trucks who seem to think they […]

Published April 19, 2007. Styrofoam Containers – Man’s Most Insidious Enemy Styrofoam containers should be banned from food service and not just because they make unsightly, indestructible garbage in our fair HRM. I have seen countless occasions where these containers are filled with deep fried goodies that actually melt the styrofoam. And what about styrofoam […]

Published April 19, 2007. To the Fucktard Who Held Hollis St. Hostage on Tuesday You fucking handjerk, don’t you think the police have better things to do than to deal with your bullshit? You have held Hollis and the surroundinig areas hostage since 9 a.m. and there’s no end in sight (it’s now 4 p.m.). […]

Published April 19, 2007. Why do libraries attract so many stupid people? Every time I go to the library I can’t concentrate. I can’t because a lot of people bring their babies to the library, a lot of people blare their diskmen and talk loudly, laughing. It doesnt seem like anyone comes here to read […]

Published April 19, 2007. Chebucto LANE…. To the ignorant woman walking her mutt up Chebucto Lane on April 17th at 745 am. That’s right, I said Chebucto LANE…not walking trail, not pathway, LANE….that means cars drive down there and when a car is coming you should move out of the fucking way!! I was going […]

Published April 26, 2007. Merging To the twits not allowing cars to merge off of Purcells Cove Rd onto Herring Cove Rd towards the Round-A-Bout( Yeah learn how to use this too) realize it is not a Nascar speedway. If you are in that much of a hurry to get to work (and I know […]

Published April 26, 2007. Power outrage As I write this (9:20 am Thursday) the power in my neighbourhood (Fairview-Main Ave) has been off for 10 hrs. When I called the NSP outage the the message said that power would be restored by 1pm today. Also, the message indicated that it was “animal interference that caused […]

Published April 26, 2007. Haligonian Liquor Retention I live downtown. So every day I get up and go to work on foot through the streets of Halifax. Two things to get out of the way. Number one, I’m from Ontario. Number two, it is my lay understanding of Nova Scotia that Halifax has a rich […]

Published April 26, 2007. Per-fuming What is it with you bus riders who feel you can’t go to work without spritzing gallons of perfume or cologne all over your bodies? I’m allergic to perfumes and scents. When you sit near me my lungs burn, my sinuses fill up, and I start to cough. Then you have […]

Published April 26, 2007. High School Stabbing Intolerance has reached levels of pure idoicy – some kid’s windshield washer fluid squirts on another kid’s car so he’s stabbed in the chest? Somebody better nip this shit in the bud or it’s only going to get fucking worse. The Halifax West stabber should be expelled and […]