Love the Way We Bitch/Love

Published May 10, 2007. Relief For Squatters To Sitting Duck: Don’t you think squatters would rather be sitters? Some of us squat because our right to sit is infringed by substandard conditions in public washrooms. While respect for fellow peeers is a given (there’s no excuse for not even attempting to mop up one’s own […]

Published May 10, 2007. smellin good ya know i’ve been ridin the bus (80) for 4 years now. and there are some stikin, smelly people on that bus.Oh! u got beer, cig, resteraunt, b.o., dog and cat piss smellin people. so excuse me for smellin GOOD. sgsob

Published May 10, 2007. I’m walkin here To the asshole who almost ran me over. It was broad daylight out, the crosswalk sign was flashing, and there were other cars stopped. Yet SOMEHOW you still failed to stop and came within inches of fucking hitting me. You’d think that after the accident where that girl […]

Published May 10, 2007. Sit and spin Every morning I get on the bus at the same time and every morning that bus is crowded with the same people. I get on, say excuse me and end up more or less sitting in the bus driver’s lap because there is no room anywhere. Or IS […]

Published May 10, 2007. Happy Mother’s Day This is to the rude piece of shit who yelled at my eight-year-old daughter as she walked her dog on our non-sidewalked street: There are no sidewalks on Melody Drive, therefore, where the hell do you expect people to walk? You yelled at her to get off the […]

Published May 10, 2007. Human Scum If I have to read or hear about one more male barricading himself and holding their women and/or children hostage, I’m going to projectile vomit into the Harbour. These men are nothing more than self-pitying, bullying control freaks who waste taxpayers’ money with their fucking drama queen standoffs and […]

Published May 10, 2007. No Respect To the guy with the red foils in his hair who was at the Quinpool KFC on Tuesday who couldn’t help but stare, whisper and laugh at someone just because they have a visible birth defect on their face. You are a poor excuse of a human being and […]

Published May 10, 2007. Public Gardens Vandalism Listen up, you little twat flaps who vandalized the Public Gardens – you might think this is all very funny but I’ll betcha my left testicle that Karma is gonna bitch slap your thick heads so hard your fucking teeth will fly out of your idiot gobs. It […]

Published May 17, 2007. Roadkill To the drivers coming through the intersection at Bell, South Park and Sackville like bats out of hell—did you notice those white lines on the road? The ones between which people are trying to walk? You’re not really supposed to accelerate AT the pedestrians. In fact, you might even let […]

Published May 17, 2007. Taking turns To the cab driver (Yellow Cab number 958) who pulled a U-turn right in front of me on Quinpool to go downtown while he had a passenger in the backseat: You suck. I almost hit you and would have killed your passenger. U-turns are ILLEGAL in Nova Scotia and […]

Published May 17, 2007. To the moronic parents that take their children to Seaview Park There are 2 off leash dog parks in the city: Seaview Park and parts of Point Pleasant Park. I have no idea how many regular parks where dogs have to be on leash there are but I know that there […]

Published May 10, 2007. Barren Barrington Sam’s is gone. Dooley’s is gone. Government wants to spread its ugly sprawl there amid the sub shops and used book stores. Our downtown is a fucking disgrace. Punctuated by bums on every corner, Barrington Street has all the appeal of downtown Detroit. If I were getting off a […]