Love the Way We Bitch/Love

Published May 31, 2007. Go duck yourself To the STUPID, STUPID young woman in pink at the Public Gardens entrance: what the fuck were you thinking? First I watched you and your boyfriend approach duck mom and her ducklings. Fine. Everyone wants to look. Then you try to pet them? The ducklings recoiled in fear. […]

Published May 24, 2007. cart confusion So you were green and walked (instead of drove) your groceries home in a shopping cart “borrowed’ from the store. Well here’s a tip for you. You are healthy enough to take the cart home, for chissakes take the friggin’ cart BACK! How hard is that you lazy fuck??!!!! […]

Published May 24, 2007. Ei-EI-go I have a university degree and more than 10 years experience in my field. I left all my jobs on good terms. I am willing to work shiftwork; I don’t have unreasonable salary expectations. But I’ve been unemployed for almost a year, my EI is about to run out and […]

Published May 24, 2007. I Hate Drug Companies Thanks for allowing my type 2 diabetes be treated with your fucking heart-attack inducing drug, Avandia. Thanks to the feds for allowing this crap to enter any Canadian’s blood stream. Thanks for putting my family thru incredible anxiety because of your lax standards that could kill me […]

Published May 24, 2007. enoughs enough Ok i have “afrcian Canadian” family members and all my life my parents have taught me about slavery / oppression / the rights of the individual …. and i agree racism is totally and absolutely wrong. But to the freeking dip shit who placed the add in the free […]

Published June 07, 2007. Make up your minds!! This is a bitch about gas prices – not that they are high or regualtion or any of that, but in the way they are determined. I bring it up because in reading an article in the Globe, I see this blurb about the rising value of […]

Published June 07, 2007. Women Co-Workers I am so tired of women going on and on and fucking on about how victimized they are, that all men are sexist assholes and interpreting every little fucking thing as a slur against womankind. I am a forty plus female that wouldn’t work with other women if my […]

Published June 07, 2007. Calling all idiots To all the asshats who complain about telemarketers calling you….you are fucking idiots. For all the whining and complaining you people do you are none to bright. If you don’t like being called then ask the company calling you to remove you from their calling lists it will […]

Published June 07, 2007. Get off the phone or get in the manhole! This bitch is to the utter fuck who nearly ran me down on the weekend. The reason i was stnding on the road waving traffic off was so that nobody else would drive into the open manhole 3 feet behind me. It […]

Published June 07, 2007. Rescue blues To the person (or persons) who broke into my car on Sunday night, I hope you’re enjoying everything. If you’re wondering why I had so much camping stuff, it’s because I volunteer with Halifax Search and Rescue. You took my Search and Rescue pack and orange search jacket, which […]

Published June 14, 2007. Shame on you! This is for the dummies who work in offices and throw paper, organics, and recyclables in the trash: Shame on you! You’re too lazy to do your part to help the environment. Get off your asses and recycle that paper, pop bottle, and compost your left-over lunch! Sick […]

Published June 14, 2007. Death from above I have a message for the inconsiderate, incoherent and incredibly intoxicated imbeciles who were on Church Street on Saturday night: The next time I hear that kind of blatant disregard for those of us who aren’t drunken testosterone-laden fuckwits, I will not hesitate to unleash my repertoire. This […]