Love the Way We Bitch/Love

Published June 14, 2007. Anarchists, unite To people who spray paint “A” in a circle: On a sidewalk, I don’t mind. On the facade of a church or other noble building, you disgust me. You want to save the planet but the only thing you’re looking at is your own little piece. Do you call […]

Published June 14, 2007. Construction Nightmare What is with the construction in this city? Does Council have its head on right? Oh wait, they dont fight the traffic all day long right? The funny thing is every time you pass by a construction site all you see are overweight men that are long past retirement, […]

Published June 14, 2007. Bay Road Racers Hello all you morons who speed up St Margaret’s Bay Road. I know you think you’re driving on a highway, but take off the blinders and look around you: people live in these streets. Children walk to and from school; people walk dogs; seniors take evening strolls. There […]

Published June 07, 2007. Trashy hotel I work as a room attendant. Being environmentally friendly and struggling to make ends meet, I started pulling empties out of the trash and taking them home at the end of my shift to cash in. I did this for about four weeks until word spread to management. I […]

Published June 07, 2007. Attention Advertisers… Women Buy Beer, Too! I just want to advise today’s advertisers that we are now living in a time when women are permitted to earn their own income and even decide how to spend it. I, for one, am fed up with advertisers targeting only the male audience with […]

Published June 07, 2007. Hit-and-Run To the souless, heartless bastard in his Smart car who hit the dog on the corner of Windsor and Charles Monday evening, it would’ve been an accident. What made you a despicable coward was the fact you drove away. Karma’s a bitch, my friend, and someday I hope you will […]

Published June 07, 2007. Ban Beach Whistles I was one of 130 volunteers who went to McNabs Island to clean up garbage that had washed on the beach. While it makes sense that we picked up fishing lines, styrofoam floats and the like, I just don’t get why women continue to buy and flush plastic […]

Published June 21, 2007. This is not idle chit chat For the love of god turn off your fucking engine when you are waiting for some one. Idling for more than 10 seconds wastes more fuel than starting your car up again. So turn it the fuck off. I see this all the time, everywhere. […]

Published June 21, 2007. Spare Change Alley How many panhandlers does it take to fill Barrington Street and Spring Garden Road? All of them. Tourist season is upon us and there is nothing more refreshing than being asked for spare change every half block or more. I work on SGR and I am quite fed […]

Published June 28, 2007. Leggo my preggo This is to the bitch who left the nasty note on my car when I was at the grocery store last week. I am 12 weeks pregnant with TWINS and I am SICK. I park in the “expectant mothers parking” space and drag my ass into the store […]

Published June 28, 2007. Cats Cats Cats – so what?! I am a proud owner of 4 cats (that are strictly indoors -apartment) and a new addition – a dog. They’re all well taken care of, loved and fixed. Now why is the HRM bitching that we can only have 3 cats/3 dogs in the […]

Published June 28, 2007. Hey Horoscope Ripper Thanks for ripping your horoscope out if the copy of this weeks coast, which you left otherwise intact and on the rack at Just Us on Barrington. Next time take the whole paper with you so other readers can enjoy their horoscopes too. People who also enjoy horoscopes