Love the Way We Bitch/Love

Published June 28, 2007. Customer ….. What? This goes out to the 2 staff working @ the mall, Friday June 22 in the A.M. I walked around your store 3 times, waiting for someone to speak to me…. You walked directly in my path TWICE! I looked at you, smiled, and you just kept walking!!! […]

Published June 28, 2007. You need a license for a dog, but anyone can have kids! This is to all the useless excuse for parents out there, who bring your children to the clothing store I manage: WATCH YOUR CHILDREN! …I am NOT a babysitter! When you let your children stand on light boxes in […]

Published June 28, 2007. Be real. Hey neighbour. Yeah, you who lives in the apartment right beside mine: next time you think the conversation coming from my unit is too loud, here’s a tip for you: COME OVER AND TELL ME. You’ll see it works much better than ringing up the property manager in the […]

Published June 21, 2007. Chip on her shoulders To the tanerexic hagatha christie, whom I had the displeasure of serving last Thursday night. Good grief woman! You were upset that the owner didn’t come over and talk to you? What are you? In Grade Two? “Oh, he visited some other tables, but not me.” Cry […]

Published June 21, 2007. Parking Pettiness Dear Sobey’s on Queen St: I wasn’t aware every single parking space in your lot was used and someone wanted the space I usually park my bike in (where I can conveniently keep an eye on it from my apartment) overnight. If you’re going to sic the parking nazis […]

Published June 21, 2007. Have some respect To all of the little skanks who get on the bus and practically yell to your friend sitting next to you about all the guys you’ve slept with, have some respect to others on the bus. Better yet, get some respect for yourself. YOU are the reason I […]

Published June 21, 2007. Moron on Oxford Street To the jerk on Oxford Street who decided it would be wonderful to take up the the whole damn road while waiting to turn on to Allan Street. I honked at you to move your damn car to the yellow line so I wouldn’t have to wait […]

Published June 21, 2007. Blah Blah Blah This for all the bitchers (bitchees) writing in to say how people are going to be sorry “the next time they do/say something offensive”. Please spare us all your pathetic little hissy fits. If you were going to do something you would have done it the first time. […]

Published June 21, 2007. Spare Change Alley How many panhandlers does it take to fill Barrington Street and Spring Garden Road? All of them. Tourist season is upon us and there is nothing more refreshing than being asked for spare change every half block or more. I work on SGR and I am quite fed […]

Published June 28, 2007. Leggo my preggo This is to the bitch who left the nasty note on my car when I was at the grocery store last week. I am 12 weeks pregnant with TWINS and I am SICK. I park in the “expectant mothers parking” space and drag my ass into the store […]

Published June 28, 2007. Cats Cats Cats – so what?! I am a proud owner of 4 cats (that are strictly indoors -apartment) and a new addition – a dog. They’re all well taken care of, loved and fixed. Now why is the HRM bitching that we can only have 3 cats/3 dogs in the […]

Published June 28, 2007. Hey Horoscope Ripper Thanks for ripping your horoscope out if the copy of this weeks coast, which you left otherwise intact and on the rack at Just Us on Barrington. Next time take the whole paper with you so other readers can enjoy their horoscopes too. People who also enjoy horoscopes