This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
Happy Mother’s Day
This is to the rude piece of shit who yelled at my eight-year-old daughter as she walked her dog on our non-sidewalked street: There are no sidewalks on Melody Drive, therefore, where the hell do you expect people to walk? You yelled at her to get off th
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If you’re talking about Brookside, I know where you’re coming from. Your kid had every right to use the road – leave it to some impatient, idiotic bonehead to scream at a child because he wants to get somewhere a whole 10 seconds sooner. Another bitch I have is the condition of Brookside Road. It isn’t fit to walk or drive on because of the huge potholes caused by the dump trucks and heavy equipment that go screaming back and forth every day. Driving down that road is like driving a fucking obstacle course.
I grew up on Melody Drive and I think it’s really sad how everyone has to speed through there to try and avoid a 30 second light on Flamingo!