This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
Newsflash, idiot
To the woman who nearly ran me over at the corner of Charles and Robie on Monday: Put down your newspaper and watch where you’re going! I realize that commuter traffic is slow and boring, but reading the paper while driving is not appropriate. I didn’t a
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omigawd that’s unbelievable. How did you control your anger? Really I want to know! I’d have dragged her sorry ass out of the car and bitch smaked her a couple. So the other day as I was driving to work at 3:30 pm, this ASSHAT on the 102 inbound comes up behind my car speeding and cuts into the left to pass me with inches to spare. I was going 100 kmh. The the MOWFO slows down to 60 within a minute. As I was passing him I noticed he was talking on his handheld cell and smoking a cigarette and was using his fucking elbows to steer!!! I can’t make this shit up, it really happened. So I got back in behind him and parked my hand on the horn and didn’t let up till he dropped the cell, lost the cigarette and resumed normal driving. Where are the cops when you need them?
I don’t know your gender bj but would you really drag a woman out of her car and “bitch smaked her a couple” … are you for real?