This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
You put the ass in asshole
I drive agressively…no doubt, but going on to the bridge the other day, some chapeau de arse almost corn holed me with his 1982 BMW piece of shit car. Hey bud, your ride’s cheezy, and it doesn’t help that you’ve cheezed it up even more with your soupe
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So really what you’re trying to say is that you’re a douche, but this guy was a bigger douche. I’m just trying to undertand the levels of douche that are involved in this story.You call yourself an aggressive driver. I didn’t even need to read the rest of the story. I’m a driver and I probably think you’re a dick. Imagine what pedestrians probably feel.
Aggressive driver? That isn’t anything to be proud of. Once that was said, you did yourself in, boyo. I’d cut down on the testosterone if I were you before someone gets killed.
Please let me know exactly what time of the day you’re on the road so I can park my car safely in my garage.
Essentially you suck, and this is the reason driving is getting more dangerous every day! what are you going to do, “agressively” drive someone dead…’No Doubt”!!!!
I’m all for good driving but people here drive crazy. People from small community’s often get nervous driving up here and we need to slow down and accommodate them.