This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
Jaywalking Jerks
This is to all the stupid little fucks who think they’re sooooo cool when crossing the street AGAINST the light with oncoming cars within feet of their sorry ass. You waltz across the street, impressing your stupid friends with your oh-so-brave smirky st
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How sad that there’s not a big, jolly, smiling cop with an equally big ticket book and a fat pen to write these cretins an even bigger, fatter ticket! Are you listening, you little pompous-assed jerk-offs who jaywalk? Maybe a wheelchair would make the perfect wardrobe accessory in which to be seen.