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Thursday, May 5, 2011

Book Bag Douche Bag

Posted on Thu, May 5, 2011 at 10:04 AM

To the not so friendly giant who takes the 34 sporting that lovely red university book bag, that we have all had the opportunity to view from centimeters away. It must be that you think you're doing everyone a favour by standing at the front of the bus with boatloads of room in front of you in an attempt to help everyone move back. YOU ARE NOT HELPING, by standing on my feet and whacking me in the face with your obnoxious red book bag, which unfortunately is at face level, due to your freakishly abnormal height.

I can deal with you pestering me on my way to work in the morning, by using my elbows and shoving back when you push me off balance with your bag. But watching you whack the older lady in the face with that stupid bag was about as much as I could take this morning. Why is it so difficult for people with giant bags on the bus to take them off when they are standing. Because others near by are sick of being pushed around by your crap, let alone hit in the face. There is a handle on the top of most bags to be held from the top, USE IT! It's bad enough trying to bus surf on the 34 at 8am, and maintain your balance all before your morning coffee. Please be aware of your surroundings and the people around you. —Bus Surfing Bitcher

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