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Monday, August 24, 2009

30 Seconds to Put Cream Cheese on a Bagel???

Posted on Mon, Aug 24, 2009 at 4:43 PM

I went for lunch downtown, ordered a bagel. The girl behind the food counter was having a little problem spreading the cream cheese when this sacred cow supervisor walks up to her and says: IT SHOULD ONLY TAKE YOU 30 SECONDS TO DO THAT BAGEL! before she disappeared out back. I was unaware these poor underpaid employees have to meet a time quota. Draconian fuckers.

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After 47 years, Bud the Spud's chip wagon won't be returning to its spot outside the old library. What should take its place?