Kijiji buyers are the MOST annoying motherfuckers on this planet. WHY the fuck can’t you assholes read the instructions in the ad? It says call the number. Don’t send me a million messages to my email. I’m not sitting at the computer all day playing with you fucking idiots. Call the number to pick up […]
Love the Way We Bitch/Love
Love The Way We Bitch – Share your anger, complaints, frustrations, disappointment about living in Halifax. Post a bitch, a rant, a comment. Or send some love at Love The Way We Love blog. Printed weekly in the backpages of The Coast.
How to be friends
Life is busy. We all wanna get shit done, we all wanna make it to the end of the day in one piece. And, we wanna heal (with possible exceptions.) I know I’m guiltier than most when it comes to being overly dreamy and hopeless and talking too much, however, I’m tired of people—all sorts—vacillating […]
Hypocrites!
Page 3: Editor says New Year’s resolutions are an industry so there will be no wellness warriors in this issue that feed off your dollars of self-inadequacy. Page 14: An article which features a wellness witch doctor who charges people for nutritional advice you can get for free, telling us to eat a big ass […]
Clones
Does Halifax know there are other boots than Blundstones? Just wondering.—Sincerely, Crocs
Key and fob
I just bought a beater Honda Civic 2004 just to get around until it dies. We only got one key and fob with it. I inquired about getting another key and fob at a dealer. The key alone is $160.64 with tax, and with fob it’s $329.39! I’m in the wrong business! Oh, and I […]
Ignore this
I was in a hell of a state, not doin’ good, away from home and going to school. You were the most beautiful and charming girl I’d ever met and I proceeded to fuck up real hard just trying to talk to you. This happened years ago. I can’t say i enjoy the memory. I […]
Tank you!
To the random chick on Barrington Street at around 1pm today: Thanks for actually stopping to help when I epically face-planted because Mother Nature likes ice in winter. It was really kind and I appreciate it! Please continue to be a kind genuine human being (there is not enough out there).—Epically clumsy
Dogs and apartments don’t mix
Let me preface this by saying I don’t like dogs. I don’t hate them—I grew up with them until I moved out—but, well, if I wanted to look after something obnoxiously energetic and desperate for attention, I’d have kids by now. That said, however, I hate it when people living in an apartment (call it […]
Love? Nothing like it
Pathetic excuses for monogamous men. Why are you engaged if you don’t respect or love your fiancé? You’re a childish, video-game-obsessed lame loser. Your fiancé wishes she never met you, and regrets the entire wedding plans. Regrets introducing you to her friends, family and getting a puppy with you, ever moving in with you—and being […]
Fired because of my mental health
I took one day off, ONE, in the last five months to recover from a panic attack and deal with my anxiety disorder and I was fired for it. I have been an excellent employee, going as far to work unpaid time to help the owners out. Employers in the city need to start understanding […]
Just some basic questions
Who am I? From where did I come? What is our biological family medical history? Do I have any other siblings? That’s all she wants to know. I have one of my own: Why do you think she doesn’t deserve to have those questions answered? She has no animosity towards you, even after 45 years. […]
The last straw
I am ready to move from Vancouver to Halifax (or anywhere Maritimes) tomorrow! I’ve had enough. Then final straw was this holiday season. My mom died last July. This was my first Christmas alone, without family. I always thoguht I could count on my closest friends for support, but no. No one. No one from […]

