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Hypocrites!

Page 3: Editor says New Year’s resolutions are an industry so there will be no wellness warriors in this issue that feed off your dollars of self-inadequacy. Page 14: An article which features a wellness witch doctor who charges people for nutritional advice you can get for free, telling us to eat a big ass […]

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Tank you!

To the random chick on Barrington Street at around 1pm today: Thanks for actually stopping to help when I epically face-planted because Mother Nature likes ice in winter. It was really kind and I appreciate it! Please continue to be a kind genuine human being (there is not enough out there).—Epically clumsy

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Love? Nothing like it

Pathetic excuses for monogamous men. Why are you engaged if you don’t respect or love your fiancé? You’re a childish, video-game-obsessed lame loser. Your fiancé wishes she never met you, and regrets the entire wedding plans. Regrets introducing you to her friends, family and getting a puppy with you, ever moving in with you—and being […]

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The last straw

I am ready to move from Vancouver to Halifax (or anywhere Maritimes) tomorrow! I’ve had enough. Then final straw was this holiday season. My mom died last July. This was my first Christmas alone, without family. I always thoguht I could count on my closest friends for support, but no. No one. No one from […]

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