Page 3: Editor says New Year’s resolutions are an industry so there will be no wellness warriors in this issue that feed off your dollars of self-inadequacy.
Page 14: An article which features a wellness witch doctor who charges people for nutritional advice you can get for free, telling us to eat a big ass bowl of crap.
—Stop normalizing witch doctors
This article appears in Jan 17-23, 2019.
ooh eee ooh aah aah bing bang walla walla bing bang
Great! I have that song in my head now…
Witches are fine. Let’s use the word charlatan.
Eat right, exercise. There you go, and you didn’t have to pay me 70/hr.