Kijiji buyers are the MOST annoying motherfuckers on this planet. WHY the fuck can’t you assholes read the instructions in the ad? It says call the number. Don’t send me a million messages to my email. I’m not sitting at the computer all day playing with you fucking idiots. Call the number to pick up the item or fuck off. Secondly, when you fuckheads email me, “Hi im interested, is the item still available?” I always reply, “Yes! It is!” And then I never hear from you again. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM? Why ask me if it’s still available if you don’t fucking want it? I have to sit around on the computer and keep checking for your response. So fucking annoying! You people make me sick. This shit is being sold at a bargain. If you don’t wanna buy it, fuck the hell off and go pay full price at the mall.
—Pulling my ads before I pull out my hair
This article appears in Jan 17-23, 2019.
100% top choice Grade A bitch.
And since we’re on the topic, “$50 firm” does NOT mean reply with “$20 plz.”
Whatcha sellin?
And @C. Mike Hunt (Ha!) I’m always annoyed with and usually do not respond to ‘firm’ priced ads. If you want it sold you should be prepared to haggle a little. It’s half the fun.
Try using a spam filter to block the first email so that you don’t get 999,999 more.
My fave is people selling clothes with no indication as to the size.
Welcome to the world of shoppers, buddy. Get used to it or get out. Of course people are going to ask questions but not necessarily buy; expressing interest in buying but later deciding not to is just as common on any online platform, shopping mall or thrift store as it is on Kijiji.