Love the Way We Bitch/Love

To the four or five idiots that drove me out of a bus shelter on Barrington street this afternoon: It says right there on the side ‘no smoking.’ If you had have turned your head about 4 degrees, you probably would have seen that written on the wall behind you. I have no problem if […]

I was reading some of the DN’s responses to their article on Squeegee kids (re the new legislation) and was absolutely sickened by some of the nasty responses from people who think their shit doesn’t smell. While some of these kids may look scary, I have always found them polite and never pushy. If you […]

They exist in every single classroom, anywhere. These are the students who sit in lecture or tutorial and always have something to say and DON’T SHUT UP. You’re always interrupting and more than half of what you say is wrong, irrelevant and stupid. You may think that you’re being intelligent and insightful, but everytime you […]

On my way to work this morning via the Bay Road, I saw no less than three female drivers twist their mirrors to do fucking makeup while they were driving. One of them was applying fucking face cream – what are you stupid people thinking???? You are behind the wheel of a 2000 lb weapon […]

Mr. Rich guy who recently sold his marine business I have met you before and I have always felt you to be one of the good guys. However saturday morning when there were already two cars parked outside of the marked parking lines you parked your large Lexus SUV basically in the niddle of the […]

To the lady working at the Credit Union in the red shirt thursday night on Lady Hammond I understand that your bank needs to follow certian poilceys but you could be alot nicer when dealing with customers if you hate your job and don’t feel like waiting on people then thats your issue you don’t […]

To the fucking idiot on Vernon or LeMarchant street near Coburg road who likes to leave their loud ass dog outside for hours to bark, there are other people living in your neighborhood, Jerk. Keep your dog in your fucking house, especially in the night! The dog barks morning, day, and all hours of the […]

If I am riding in the middle of a lane on my bicycle it is because I don’t want you to pass close to my bicycle on a particularly dangerous road section or windy day. Please don’t ride the yellow line. If you motorists don’t like being slowed down, join cyclists in advocacy for bike […]

I just had a great laugh reading over the comments on a bitch I posted a while back titled “bike It or not” (Nov 2.) Obviously some of the folks commenting lack critical thinking skills and did not get the basic meaning (perhaps I was too fictitious). Bicycles in cities are the future, along with […]

I don’t get those “Stop Snitching” T-Shirts. What the fuck are you trying to say when you put one of those ridiculous things on your back? Do you support murder, rape, child molestation etc? I bet if something happened to someone you loved you’d want people to contact the police with information right? So fuck […]

I know the stereotype and sorry to offend some people are that women and oriental people can’t drive but has anyone takin the time to watch how the elderly drive? Most of the time I feel like their napping at the wheel? I’m all for mandatory testing for the elderly every year. Scared for my […]

To the obnoxious girls and guy who randomly shot me in the foot with a paintball when I was on my way to work Tuesday night, minding my own business at a bus stop outside the Barrington Street Superstore: thanks a lot you fucking morons, that milky crap looked great splattered all over my navy […]