Love the Way We Bitch/Love

To the 3 drunk loosers and your 2 female companions who acted like total morons at King’s Palace on Saturday night around 8pm you need to get some class. Especially you in the pink striped polo shirt. I thought pink was the new “no bully” colour but not for you. You acted like immature imbeciles. […]

This goes out to every person who cuts in a line. Or stands in a convenience store buying lotto tickets for 20 fucking minutes. or doesnt thank a person who holds a door open for you, or makes NO effort to make passing someone easier on a crowded sidewalk or in a mall… You suck. […]

This is for the bus that BUMPED me in the cross walk at the South Park/Inglis crosswalk last Thursday. WERE YOU DRUNK? I was in the white lines, and I’m a big guy. You didn’t even see me till I banged on your window and you hit your breaks, sending everyone flying forward, including a […]

I am a proud parent of 3 furballs, we’ve been taking advantage of the new off leash areas in metro, mostly Shubie park. This is a monitored probationary period of 12 months. After all the fighting with HRM to make this possible it’s already being abused. EVERY TIME we’re there I end up picking up […]

To the 20-something girls outside of Bubbles Mansion on Saturday nights at 4 AM – why the fuck do you retarded idiots have to scream at the top of your lungs outside after the bar closes? Don’t you have cabs to call, inept, horny boyfriends to go home with or corners to pass out in? […]

For christ sakes, I am so tired of hearing the people of Halifax bitch about Celine Dion coming to the Commons. We complain when no one comes, and we complain when they do. Im not a fan either, but that doesn’t mean that others are not. Are we really that ungrateful and unwelcoming folks? Get […]

If I’m in the intersection at Robie/Cunard/North Street, have been waiting to turn left to since a green light and am still in the intersection when it’s red and am trying to complete said turn, kindly do NOT run the red light coming toward me! If I hadn’t breaked at the last second, YOU would’ve […]

To those who attend their saturday afternoon beer orgy at the split crow: fuck off. NSCAD University isnt your girlfriends mouth, so please do not piss on it. And why must you yell so loudly at someone who is 2 feet away and standing right next to you? some quiet and respect would be greatly […]

this is a friendly remark from the writer of the pedestrian bitch. just so you know I wouldnt actually run people over dumbass. I was just frustrasted at the time thanks to an idiot ped who walked in front of my car instead going around back which would have been nice of them. I kinda […]

I’m a fan of the city spreading some holiday cheer with festivities like the Parade of Lights that recently took place. However, as a resident of downtown and someone who takes pride in this city, I was disheartened to see the level of garbage left by families and onlookers of the parade. Shame on you […]

To the waste of flesh that stole my wallet from the staffroom at my work : I hope that you spend wisely the $100 that I worked my ASS off earning, and get some good shit with my gift cards that were gifts to me from my family. I bet you’re proud that you stole […]

My wife and I were sitting in our car, getting ready to go home after shopping at Superstore in Elmsdale on Thursday evening (Nov 15). A woman, man and young child came out of the store and got into their vehicle which is parked near us in one of the designated “maternity” spaces. The woman […]