Love the Way We Bitch/Love

Hello Haligonians, This was intended for cyclists like myself, but it also applies to pedestrians, and I guess motorists (the good ones). I commute from Windsor Street, Halifax, to Main Street, Dartmouth, and back, 4 days a week. 19kms round-trip, 45-60 minutes, with about 12 minutes of bullshit. The bridge, sucks. North street, sucks. Ochterloney, […]

To the person who stole my ipod video in CMT at Citadel High School Monday November third I certainty hope you enjoy my collection of music. Actually I hope you kill your self because all you are is dirty filthy stealing scum. I bought that ipod with my first paycheck from my first job and […]

To the very rude people at the restaurant on Quinpool Road. It was not the waitress’s fault that your sausages were rotten. Check the dates on your products and please have the decency of coming to talk to the customer instead of sending the waitress to do your dirty work. The minimum you could have […]

I just think it’s hilarious to see these people with leaf blowers who blow their leafs on to their neighbour’s yard, and then the neighbour will come out and blow the leafs back, and then someone will try blowing them on to the street, and then the street cleaners will come and blow them back […]

Okay peds… I’m on your side. My gf has used mass transit or walked all her life and has learned me in the ways and hardships of a pedestrian. However, I’m pleading with you to give us drivers a little help. The other day I was travelling up lacewood (which is dangerous at the best […]

Seriously people, what the fuck is wrong with you? If the posted speed limit is 70km/h then go 70km/h. NOT FUCKING 40KM/H!! I get that in shitty weather people are gonna drive slower, but this morning the road was fine. Or hey, here’s an idea get the fuck out of the passing lane… there’s a […]

To my ex-friend who has been sucking off the welfare tit for 10 years – thanks for using my hard earned tax money so you can drink and smoke your brains out while sitting on your lazy ass. Food isn’t even a priority for you, just getting wasted. I tried to fucking help you but […]

I work in a call center. I’m not thrilled about that, but you do what you have to do to pay the rent. And before anyone gets all snarky and superior, let me say that a year ago I was a decently paid professional in a highly specialized field. So let us be very clear […]

Get your collective heads out of your collective asses. First it was the cats (absurd), then the “study” to see if you can squeeze more money out of cyclists for the privilege of daily humiliation, and now I read today that your trying to get Freak Lunchbox and Girly Boutique to take down their awesome […]

i.e. poor students who do not require a fucking car, like me, to go to school (and no assholes I’m not rich, but I live to fucking far). First off, you are dumbasses the lot of you, want to know why? Well you walk in front of my car while I’m waiting at a stop […]

It’s like this: I live next door to the Tower. Lots of you are way too loud in the wee hours prior and post boozing. You hang around the entrance and it’s killing my sleep. Go inside or go downtown, mmmkay? Carolyne

To the small group of asshole dog owners who insist on NOT cleaning up after their pets. I really appreciate having to scrap dog shite from the soles of my 19 month old son’s boots after a visit to the playground. To those of you who visit Conrose Park and the park behind Le Merchant […]