On my way to work this morning via the Bay Road, I saw no less than three female drivers twist their mirrors to do fucking makeup while they were driving. One of them was applying fucking face cream – what are you stupid people thinking???? You are behind the wheel of a 2000 lb weapon and have the goddamn gaul to put other people’s lives in danger because of your fucking vanity? Get a clue and put on your face paint at home, you inconsiderate, self-involved twats. No wonder people ridicule woman drivers.
This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.


LOL…I really like the stupid cow who drives the burgundy Cavalier (Herring Cove Rd. approach to the Rotary) who everyday, curls her hair in the rear view mirror while she is driving. At any given moment she will flop her hair down in front of her face, takes her hands off of the wheel to grab a lock of hair with one hand and curl it with the other hand.
Makes you wonder what’d happen if their airbags were to deploy on impact and plow them in the kisser – would the cloud of Cover Girl makeup fill the car? Here’s hoping.
I cannot understand why people think they can these things while driving, it just blows my mind when I see someone doing anything other than paying attention to the road and surroundings.
OMG! LOL I see this everyday!!!! I like to somebody rearend one of em whilst they’re applying their mascara! HA!
That’d be great, Michelle, then it would be your insurance and not hers paying to fix/replace her car.
You forgot to mention how they swerve when they do shit like that and then when they’re satisfied with their LOOK, they turn into agressive mean-spirited fucking maniacs. Got to get ahead of everyone else. Let’s not just pick on bimbos though. I’ve seen as many idiot fucking men trying to check mail, text msg. and yack on cells do the same kind of driving. I swear they should conduct a litmus test on each and every person driving in HRM. That would clear the idiots off the road soon enough.
I watched some little moron actually admit on the news that she texted while driving. She must think she’s invincible and, personally, if she meets head on with a lamp post, I could care less. She’d probably be more upset over a fucking broken nail than causing an accident. What a loser.