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Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Geez, someone is jealous!

Posted on Tue, Jul 24, 2012 at 9:06 AM

I'm a very open person and on a few occasions at work, I have told some co-workers details of my sex life with my boyfriend. You overheard a conversation I was having with one of our co-workers. I was talking about an amazing sex toy we use together when we're fucking and how it gets me off every time, along with how good my boyfriend's skills were. You pipe in, saying "And he wastes them on you. What a shame!" Like, what the fuck! When I asked you what the friggin hell you meant by that, you tell me my boyfriend is out of my league and should be utilizing his bedroom skills on a chick with more going for her! JEALOUS MUCH? Gee, I'm so sorry you don't have a man of your own and spend your nights all alone with your vibrator. Then again, I don't think you have a vibrator because if you had your own orgasms, maybe you wouldn't be so bitchy 24/7! You are miserable and bitter! —You Must Really Need To Get Laid

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