

Biking woes
[Image-1] I’m tired of biking in this city. The heckling from dumb drivers is annoying, but can be ignored. But the idiot drivers who don’t understand that bikes have a right to the road are seriously wearing me down and making me question whether I want to bike any more. Riding down Gottingen, you decide…
Watch your mouth
To the wannabe tough guy on Argyle Street on Thursday night, I’m the guy in the blue car. I may or may not have been improperly blocking the crosswalk. These are the split second choices a driver needs to make in downtown rush hour traffic when it looks like a car is about to cut…
Earn your pay military
I work shift work and do most shopping during weekdays. So at Sobeys, Costco, and Walmart you find me, other shift workers, the retired, stay-at-home mom and dads….and members of the military in uniform !! Taxpayers pay your salary not to be at Home Depot at 2pm on a Tuesday or Cdn Tire at 10am…
THIS CITY SUCK ASS
I am moving back to TO SAY good buy to condos on barrington st that kinda sound like the BOY!!! how can we sell that shit everty one in the land of 11’50 cent jobs can offord half a mill oh buy the way that only gets you 500 feet better build a lot more…
Assuming there are only two
[Image-1] I get that you have issues. We all do. When you put those issues in boxes you think have little effect on us, you’re fooling yourself and disrespecting me, not to mention the other awesome women in your life. When we have a problem, stemming from your issues, and you prefer to live in…
Halifax really seems to hate the Slut Whisperer
[Image-1] This city appears to have real talent for shutting down Kiril Bichutsky. The American photographer—better known online as Kirill Was Here and the Slut Whisperer—has made a name for himself travelling the world, visiting nightclubs and posting pictures on his website of the throngs of sometimes-drunk, usually-naked women who come out to see…
Conditionally Unconditional
[Image-1] You said you loved me unconditionally, yet you placed conditions on me. After I reacted badly to life, I embarrassed you (and myself), so you forgot me—can’t blame you, but it proves I meant nothing to you. —The Forgotten
Some People’s Children..
To one of the hoards of first-year girls screaming up Chestnut Street today decked out in Dal gear: You stole a construction s ign that was half the size of you and proceeded to carry it over your head while running and screaming down the street. I’m not really sure what the best-case scenario is…
Soupy Sadness
DEAR RESTAURANTS: Please stop using chicken stock and/or beef stock in otherwise vegetarian soups! Veggie broth would taste just as good in that curried carrot or potato leek, k? —Hard out here for a herbivore
HI
Customers—If your cashier says hello to you, TRY SAYING IT THE F$#@! BACK! Work with me here people, stop leaving me hanging! On an unrelated bitch, why is it that cab drivers always smell like they smoked a pack of exports while taking a cologne bath? —HELLO
Waldo
Hey what’s up with the lame “Where`s Waldo” look? The outdated skinny jeans, the knitted winter toque (worn in summer months) and cheesy-looking, oversized Taylor Swift glasses that so many are wearing—people this is not original! (PS neither is the man bun or knot, or overdone lumberjack beard craze and the bronzed Snookie look.) —JP…
Review: Day One, Halifax Pop Explosion
Hey. Here we are. Pop Explosion. Day one. I’m already exhausted. I didn’t take many pics because my camera is a piece of crap Android and it gives me ‘droid rage because every photo sucks. So please check out these beautiful photos by Lenny Mullins for a visual reference as I ramble on about what…
Tess says goodbye, Chi Bistro says hey
This Monday night, October 26, marks Tess’ final meal. The 5687 Charles Street restaurant announced a week ago that after over six years of serving north end Halifax it’d be changing hands and re-opening with a brand new concept. With owner Kexuan Amy Gong at the helm, Chi Bistro will be a Chinese fusion restaurant…
Absolutely nobody wants to be Halifax’s town crier
[Image-1] Some HRM councillors didn’t know whether to laugh or cry yesterday at a staff recommendation to stop working on the recruitment of a permanent Halifax town crier. The position has remained largely unfilled since former crier Peter Cox passed away in 2009. Preston-Chezzetcook-Eastern Shore councillor David Hendsbee was especially disappointed in staff’s proposal. “I…
Photos: Day One, Halifax Pop Explosion
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Finally, a protected bike lane is coming to Halifax
[Image-1] Today, Halifax Regional Council unanimously approved installing a protected two-way bike lane on Rainnie Drive in the city’s north end. The 300-metre bikeway is a pilot project to assess the functionality and maintenance of protected lanes as HRM tries to boost its cyclist infrastructure. The structural opportunity comes about due to recent street changes…
Another transit bitch……
[Image-1] Dear Bus Driver. I know you’re on a schedule and all that but fer cripes sake….can you wait just a second until my ass is seated? I’m a lot older than I used to be and I move a little slower, so sometimes getting to that lone empty seat at the back of the…
Chickenshit….
So I’m walking down the sidewalk with my 15 year old daughter, who uses a wheelchair most times because of a disability she was born with…but, she can walk limited distances and enjoys doing so when she can. You and your friends are walking up the same sidewalk and when you approach us, you decide…
Ashes to ashes…
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Making space
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Dress in Time seeks a little help from its friends
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Forever remember St. Pat’s by bringing home some rubbish
[Image-1] Those looking to forever cherish a piece of Halifax high school history—or anyone building a backyard barbecue—are in luck. The city is inviting former Saint Patrick’s High School students, “and other interested residents” to preserve the former school’s memory by taking home some leftover rubble. “With demolition of the former Saint Patrick’s High School…
Be All You Can Be
[Image-1] Hey there sweetpea! Glad to know you’re out there on stage, doing what you love – even if what you love is not me right now. I miss you terribly, and I suspect you miss me too, but we both have to do what we have to do to be who we want to…
Enjoying the scenery…
[Image-1] I’ve travelled to many places and lived in quite a few, too, all over this great planet but I have to say, Halifax has some of the most beautiful women this world has to offer! There is not a day goes by that I don’t see a bunch of gorgeous gals! I love you,…
Halifax Transit Idling
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Bravado Does Not A Superior Make
[Image-1] Just because you don’t understand parts my job doesn’t mean you should prevent me from doing them; it’s an integral part of keeping the doors open. All you need to do is ask your questions and make a decision. Yes, it is easier to focus on what they are doing, but you’re not in…
How to not to behave in a restaurant
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The greatest wheel on earth
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Drum Voices is must-see, must-hear
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It’s a Halifax made of shoes
“This was inspired by the Nocturne theme this year, Found and Lost and Found, and the changing of social spaces,” says material-artist Kim Danio. “You know The Economy Shoe Shop? I thought, I just have to make a shoe out of the Shoe Shop, and it all went from there.” Using recycled and found materials,…
Digital Shrine pays heartwarming homeage to the dead
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Taking the grain elevators to dynamic new heights
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Letters to the editor, October 15, 205
Mourning rush While biking to work this morning I saw a cyclist dying. The truck that ran her over was of course undamaged, and she was crumpled like a paper cup. She was the second one hit today. A friend was killed by a car earlier this year while biking. Last week a woman’s left…
Negative convulsions
Q I am a cis woman in my mid 20s. I get a pang or a spasm of pain in a place deep in my clit/urethra area. I can’t pinpoint which part exactly. It takes me by surprise every time it happens, so I jerk around and press my crotch for a hot second—which doesn’t…
Review: Grandma
In Paul Weitz’s slice-of-life dramedy Grandma, Lily Tomlin is Elle, a cranky poet trying to scrape together $630 for her granddaughter Sage’s (Julia Garner) abortion. It takes place in a day but manages to glance at an entire life, beginning with Elle’s cold break-up with Olivia (Judy Greer, terrific as always; in a too-small part,…
Stephen Harper’s war against the arts
“Country roads take me home, to the place I belong, West Alberta, Mountain momma,” belts Stephen Harper, his Kermit The Frog-esque voice going flat when the notes escape him, stage lights dancing off his Lego-like coif, at last year’s Conservative Christmas party. Bopping his chin robotically, he also busts into a nasally rendition of Guns…
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Tap into fall beer
Post-haunted corn maze Leave Me Blue Kentucky Corn Beer (4.5 percent), Good Robot Brewing Corn is also known as maize. I can’t see any other explanation for a maze made of corn, but let us embrace the season. Lucky for us, Nova Scotia has plenty of terrifying corn mazes to choose from: for the brave,…
Artful artifice: The Maiden’s Tragedy
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DJ/producer Ryan Hemsworth—the Q&A
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Nocturne 2015: how to party arty
“We love for people to experience Nocturne and see what the artists in their community are actually doing,” says Nocturne coordinator Kim Farmer. “They’re creating projects specifically for the night, and most are creating them specifically for this year’s theme, Found and Lost and Found. It’s about our changing city, about the changes that happen…
It takes a community
Dartmouth north is a food desert. There are no dedicated grocery stores between the Sobeys on Wyse Road and Chops Meat Market on Wright Avenue, from the waterfront to the Walmart in Dartmouth Crossing. To be generous—to geography, not the residents of Dartmouth north—that’s six to eight square kilometres of the HRM where corner stores…


