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Customers—If your cashier says hello to you, TRY SAYING IT THE F$#@! BACK! Work with me here people, stop leaving me hanging! On an unrelated bitch, why is it that cab drivers always smell like they smoked a pack of exports while taking a cologne bath? —HELLO
This article appears in Oct 15-21, 2015.
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For your second question – it’s because they have. We have “our” Canada back now, so enjoy the cultural enrichment.
With that attitude, why would I say hello?
I’ll send Uncle Leo by to fulfill your Hello needs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K41r5eD0iXM
Ask them: ‘And how are you today?’ It’s a question they have to answer.
Are you in that much need to hear someone speak back at ya? To hell with idle shit-shat just ring ’em and bag ’em!
I’ll say Hi as long as you don’t asked me to donate a dollar to help save a starving hamster.
What if their father just died? That wouldn’t put me into a “hello” sort of mood.