For someone I met at a club, you've made my heart your little bitch. It's a mess now that you're gone. Our short but intense time together was such a gift and I'm grateful for every minute of it. I'm sorry I had to end it you sweet, sweet thing, but I know a train wreck-waiting-to-happen when I see one. That doesn't mean that I'm not madly in love with you though. And it's killing me that I can't be with you. So I drink whisky all day, every day, but it doesn't fill the hole you left behind. —Sneezy Whale