Hello you sexxy Poe readin', H.P. lovecraft worshipin' ball of insanity and love... you have hipped me to my favourite literature, taken care of me when no one else would, and offered perspectives on things that I swear must have come from the abyss. Would you kindly show yourself on Quinpool more so I can study your every move, calculate your every gesticulation and ask you to marry me? Thanks. —Josephine