You grown men wearing skinny jeans and big bushy beards look stupid. Ain't got two nickels to rub together. All these scuzzballs not worth a damn. I'm a beautiful woman and should have a husband to take care of me. Why do I have to work these awful jobs? Why are men such pansies in peter pan pants? Where are all the well-groomed rich men who dress like men? No men know how to treat a lady anymore. It's all tinder fuckboys. No fancy dinners. No flowers, no candy, no jewlery. Just pay your own coffee at Starbucks? Really dudes? Is this the best you can do? Man up!
—Still single