Hi, hey, hello: We get it. You wanna crush that cardio. And apparently you can only do this in a group of 20, roaming the sidewalk like a pack of gazelles. But WHY in the world do you have to run around those of us trying to use the sidewalk to, you know, WALK PLACES? The other evening after dark, a group of you decided to run around me from behind (I was keeping to the right side of the sidewalk so you could've easily passed me single-file), making me think I was about to get mugged or trampled or worse. It's not good enough for you to take up all the space anymore, now apparently you need to scare the bejesus outta everyone else who might want some space, too. Thanks.
—Scared lady walking home