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Friday, August 31, 2012

Girls poop too

Posted on Fri, Aug 31, 2012 at 10:44 AM

You are not little Ms. Perfect, I don't care how many guys you string along. You are attractive, it's true. BUT your crappy personality really ruins it. When I hear your voice a little piece of me dies. And secretly, when you are doing your cutesy-patootsy routine with my friends, I imagine you sitting on the can having a really loud, unpleasant shit. And then I giggle. —Poop Face

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