This is to the fuckhead who threw a chair off of our rooftop Friday night: That was beyond idiotic and dangerous. I don't know what you were doing up there in the first place, as you certainly don't live here. You could have killed someone with that stunt, although I doubt you have the capacity to understand that. I realize our rooftop is awesome, but what the fuck?! Throwing stuff off of an eight-storey roof? I bet everyone enjoyed having the cops come up to deal with your bullshit too.

I'm given to understand that this sub-sentient treasure works, in some capacity, for a free local paper. Lovely. My opinion of them has dropped. —The Good Tenant