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Sunday, November 22, 2009

To the needy drunk who came into a store on Saturday

Posted on Sun, Nov 22, 2009 at 6:24 PM

We think that there are a few lessons you need to learn unless you would like to stay a man-child forever.
1) Just because you are drunk doesn’t mean that you can smash bags of chips on the floor in a store and drink entire bottles of Gatorade without paying for them.
2) Your behaviour only strengthens the stereotype that Dal students from Ontario are douche bags. Some of these people are great and you represent them poorly.
3) Just because we are from Nova Scotia and have part time jobs during University does not mean that we are stupid or low class.
4) The fact that we pay our own rent only means we value our education more, something you don’t understand. The only thing you will learn while you’re away at university is how to shot gun a beer and how to treat Chlamydia. Please never show your face in our store again.

---Totally Impressed

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