I'd love to know why my boss is such a fucking idiot. All day long, (especially when it isn't busy), he wanders in and out of my office, and most of the time during these (rather frequent) visits, he leans and hoovers over my desk. Not because i need assistance with something, no. Just because he loves to annoy the crap out of me, make me feel uncomfortable, and have me breathe in his disgusting big-mac breath. I especially like how he feels it necessary to flirt with me, as if i'd ever feel compelled to reciprocate. Dear Boss: No, i don't think you're attractive, smart, OR funny. Yes, i do think you're fat, obnoxious, AND full of yourself/shit. Go ahead, throw another tantrum. At this point, it's really the highlight of my day to watch a grown man act like he's three years old.

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