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Driving Guy

[Image-1] I have to hand it to you: you looked the part. Your driving cap was sitting on your head just so, your beard was freshly clipped. Even if you weren’t in an El Camino, you would have projected the perfect image of a Driving Guy. I would have never questioned your authenticity if you […]

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Bitch This Shit

[Image-1] Long winter, icy school yard, flu and coughs and stomach virus… As if times weren’t hard enough, some dick-0-rama has to stick dog shit in my kid’s snow fort. AGAIN! WTF! I’m certain this had a “tee hee hee” effect for you, douche. For my kids, it was sad. Go find another outlet for […]

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Sub-Human Interaction Tales

[Image-1] I’m in the cleaning business….more specifically, I clean buildings that have public washrooms….and I gotta say….what a bunch of pigs humans are….piss and feces on the floor…and the wall…dirty diapers on the counter…..”sanitary” napkins on top of the garbage can…used tampons plugging toilets….boogers splattered on the mirror……..really, people?? —People I Seldom See

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Condescending

[Image-1] Enough. My parents didn’t name me “dear,” “sweety,” “darlin,” “Hun” or “honey.” I’m a grown woman, almost 30. If all you customers can come in and speak to my male counterparts with a degree of formality and maturity, then you can show me the same courtesy. Don’t use east-coast charm or good intentions as […]

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Advocacy and the future of cycling

[Image-1] One of the greatest misconceptions about the various types of dedicated bicycle infrastructure is that they only serve a minority of the population—that they’re pet projects for bicyclists. The reality is that whether you’re left or right leaning, urban or suburban, rich or poor, bikes are simply one of the most accessible and efficient […]

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