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I have to hand it to you: you looked the part. Your driving cap was sitting on your head just so, your beard was freshly clipped. Even if you weren’t in an El Camino, you would have projected the perfect image of a Driving Guy.
I would have never questioned your authenticity if you hadn’t changed lanes in the Armdale Rotary and almost side-swiped me. If you’re reading this, I have some advice that I can’t imagine you’ve ever been given: try harder. —Malibu Man
This article appears in Mar 5-11, 2015.
It was definitely the beard. Beards turn otherwise stand-up gentlemen into assholes. It’s science.
was op on his surfboard?
Oh god no, beards “make” the man!
I believe that should be, “Beards maketh the man.”
I’m with HO!$T on this one. Beards are weird. They’re usually the sign of a know-it-all who tries to lecture you on everything imaginable while you are trying not to laugh at the cookie crumbs imbedded in his whiskers.
I am a sucker for a guy with a beard. unfortunately they are faddish right now. waiting for the day they fall out of favour except with the guy-type I like. ( my ex is an absolute killer with a beard, so glad his new wife likes it )
I was being sarcastic, Egghead. I have a beard. But it’s mostly just to hide my ugly face.
^^^ Now I’m certain about the know-it-all factor! …. and I’m known to be sarcastic at times, as well.
OB, it just occurred to me that maybe it was your Malibu that the bearded wonder found offensive. Think about it!
http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uplo…
The discovery of Malibu Man has set the archaeological world on it’s ear. He ‘s represented by just a jawbone but it is 400,000 years earlier than anything found before. Good chance it was bearded even it was female.
Hipster caveman was changing our concept of early homo sapiens before it was cool.
And here’s evidence that hipster dinosaurs existed at the same time as hipster cavemen.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ihatedinosaurs/hipster-dinosaurs-ppz
What do you know-it-all evolutionists think of that?
hahahahaha the volcano one cracked me up.