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I don’t know if it was the alcohol or if you’re normally this rude, but what you said to me was out of line. We met at a mutual friend’s place for a girls night. After getting buzzed we played Truth or Dare. On my turn I picked Truth and was asked how often do I have sex per week. When I honestly answered about four times a week with my boyfriend, you stated it’s been almost a year since your last time. I told you that you were a pretty girl and it was a shame you weren’t getting any action. To which you reply snottily, “I have a vibrator, I can guarantee you I’m having better orgasms than you are!” On top of that, you say women like me are pathetic, needing men to complete us. How we’re suckers for thinking we’re actually getting immense pleasure from regular sex because apparently guys only know how to get themselves off and don’t even know where our clits are! All I said was that it was a shame a pretty girl like you wasn’t getting laid, and then you rail me hard. FYI: there are actually guys out there that know what they’re doing, especially my boyfriend. But how would you know now? You haven’t got the dick for a year! LOL —Getting My Orgasms From The Fleshy Cock
This article appears in Mar 5-11, 2015.
A man wrote this.
Why are we being fed fake bitches?
drama broadcasting.
Your friend is right. A vibrator will get you off every time. A man will rarely ever get you off. They’re fucking selfish, don’t know where the clit is, and when they cum, it’s game over. Who cares if you’re satisfied. His orgasm is the end goal. Fleshy D’s could bring STDs, a vibrator doesn’t…and jizz all over the place (ew point that shit out the window). Unfortunately, Big fleshy dicks come with a little man attached. One that stinks and is annoying to be around. Vibrators go back in the drawer and don’t bug you. You seem really pissed by your friend’s position, prolly cuz deep down you know she’s right.
Haters gonna hate!! All hail the orgasmic fleshy cock!
I like orgasmic fleshy cock.
I’ll bet you can guess what I DON’T like…
A CAUTIONARY TALE
An excellent bitch contrasting real-life experience with its plastic simulacrum. Written as sexual metaphor, the bitch explores the philosophical dimensions of both, coming down unequivocally on the side of real life. I see it as a cautionary tale, one which attempts to hold back the tidal wave of solitary, introverted fantasy currently engulfing our collective consciousness. Hear! Hear!
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
Decisions decissions .
Fleshy cock, hard or soft rubber dildo..
Or a 3rd choice Both at the same time perhaps 😜
“jizz all over the place” ummmmm I guess you haven’t drenched yourself and everything within a 3 foot radius with a female ejaculation have you? pity. now that’s the kind that make your teeth sing rainbows.
I agree with HingFling, this was probably written by a dude.
I have experienced the female ejaculation, GDM. And I only mention it here since it’s kind of a funny story. People who are easily grossed out needn’t read any further.
So I was going down on her the first time we got intimate and I’d never experienced female ejaculation before so I had no clue what to expect, or that she could even do that. (My lesbian friend confirms that it is not something all women are capable of). Anyway, I’m down there munching away and next thing I know I have a face full of ectoplasm. To which I replied, “Well – it looks like the tables have turned.”
^ Hahaha
Well I suppose it’s official…. There’s no tact left on this board.
You people are just fucking animals, constantly talking about sex and sniffing the finger that was just in your asshole.
Bunch of untamed, feral beasts, the lot of ya.
kinda puts a mere pearl necklace to shame when you get the entire bay in your face
I never had tact, so I don’t feel bad.
How about the one about the St. F.X. lesbian prof who freaked out after receiving a drunken hug? This same woman teaches students about big toe penetration among lesbians and how the practice is even endorsed in certain restaurants.
Just thinking of name possibilities for such an eating establish will have me sniggering for the rest of the afternoon.
what course does she teach? sex ed? legit. commerce, not quite.
anything goes here so wtf. but not in a classroom. I don’t want any teacher talking to me, a ‘captive audience’, about sexual practises unless its on the test as a legit question.
I’m still convinced it’s pee.
Yes, I’ve seen the movies…
I agree, Molly. ‘Captive audience’ sums it up quite nicely.
Hey shambles – I wonder if the pilsbury dough girl wrote this?
And the Pillsbury Dough Whore just squealed ‘TEE-HEE’ like it was a good thing. Who else would pound the flour off her, Break-Sammie?
All that squirting clam talk made me regurgitate my tea and a few rogue carpet tacks.
Mmm YEASTY (with a hint of tuna)
One woman enjoys the penis while another enjoys the dildo. Why does one have to be right? What ever turns you on.
And some men like to knead dough, Crispy.
RSVP
Ho!$t (03/12, 11:01AM)
“Ectoplasm?” That viscous substance expelled from the body of a spiritualistic medium during a trance? Have you been seeing Angel of the Tarsands?
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
Ectoplasm is only viscous if you are in a bad mood, Montrealman.
She’s just jealous that she isn’t getting ‘the D’ and you are. Don’t worry about it and keep on enjoying that dick!
what happened to all the comments from no-fool about female ejaculation?
I was finally free to reply and POOF, all the stuff about ‘pee’ is gone.