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To the guy who decided to wash my windshield at Quinpool and Robie:
I am not going to pay you to make my impeccably clean car dirty. I just spent a long time washing my car in order to enjoy the beautiful day, and you, despite my flailing arms, decide to lean over my car and put your dirty squeegee on my windshield. Then you rub around the dirt you've left with a dirty rag. I just wanted you to get away from my car. Next time, look for a windshield that is actually dirty!—Clean Car No More