Love the Way We Bitch/Love

Published June 07, 2007. Get off the phone or get in the manhole! This bitch is to the utter fuck who nearly ran me down on the weekend. The reason i was stnding on the road waving traffic off was so that nobody else would drive into the open manhole 3 feet behind me. It […]

Published June 07, 2007. Rescue blues To the person (or persons) who broke into my car on Sunday night, I hope you’re enjoying everything. If you’re wondering why I had so much camping stuff, it’s because I volunteer with Halifax Search and Rescue. You took my Search and Rescue pack and orange search jacket, which […]

Published June 14, 2007. Shame on you! This is for the dummies who work in offices and throw paper, organics, and recyclables in the trash: Shame on you! You’re too lazy to do your part to help the environment. Get off your asses and recycle that paper, pop bottle, and compost your left-over lunch! Sick […]

Published June 14, 2007. Death from above I have a message for the inconsiderate, incoherent and incredibly intoxicated imbeciles who were on Church Street on Saturday night: The next time I hear that kind of blatant disregard for those of us who aren’t drunken testosterone-laden fuckwits, I will not hesitate to unleash my repertoire. This […]

Published June 14, 2007. Anarchists, unite To people who spray paint “A” in a circle: On a sidewalk, I don’t mind. On the facade of a church or other noble building, you disgust me. You want to save the planet but the only thing you’re looking at is your own little piece. Do you call […]

Published June 14, 2007. Construction Nightmare What is with the construction in this city? Does Council have its head on right? Oh wait, they dont fight the traffic all day long right? The funny thing is every time you pass by a construction site all you see are overweight men that are long past retirement, […]

Published June 14, 2007. Bay Road Racers Hello all you morons who speed up St Margaret’s Bay Road. I know you think you’re driving on a highway, but take off the blinders and look around you: people live in these streets. Children walk to and from school; people walk dogs; seniors take evening strolls. There […]

Published June 21, 2007. This is not idle chit chat For the love of god turn off your fucking engine when you are waiting for some one. Idling for more than 10 seconds wastes more fuel than starting your car up again. So turn it the fuck off. I see this all the time, everywhere. […]

Published June 21, 2007. Parking Pettiness Dear Sobey’s on Queen St: I wasn’t aware every single parking space in your lot was used and someone wanted the space I usually park my bike in (where I can conveniently keep an eye on it from my apartment) overnight. If you’re going to sic the parking nazis […]

Published June 21, 2007. Have some respect To all of the little skanks who get on the bus and practically yell to your friend sitting next to you about all the guys you’ve slept with, have some respect to others on the bus. Better yet, get some respect for yourself. YOU are the reason I […]

Published June 21, 2007. Moron on Oxford Street To the jerk on Oxford Street who decided it would be wonderful to take up the the whole damn road while waiting to turn on to Allan Street. I honked at you to move your damn car to the yellow line so I wouldn’t have to wait […]

Published June 21, 2007. Blah Blah Blah This for all the bitchers (bitchees) writing in to say how people are going to be sorry “the next time they do/say something offensive”. Please spare us all your pathetic little hissy fits. If you were going to do something you would have done it the first time. […]