Halifax is a very interesting place. It seems that recently many so called restaurateurs have taken it upon themselves to travel to the thriving metropolis that is Toronto, experience all of the wonderful restaurants and then come back and open cut-rate versions of those same restaurants here. Imitation may be the highest form of flattery […]
Team Coast
Snow Princess falls in love
You: Elegantly dressed gentleman with flowing hair and beard, patiently waiting for something…perhaps the bus, perhaps me. Me: Siberian snow princess in the passenger side of an electric blue car, gazing at you with deep desire, getting all hot and bothered in my furs. I mustered the courage to wave, and you gratified my efforts […]
Attention Halifax Grindr Users
WTF is wrong with you? Photoless profiles: The stigma surrounding gay men cruising for sex in Halifax is the reason for this. God forbid that that gay men have sex, let alone anonymous sex, let alone sex with multiple partners. You may only do that in Montreal, Toronto and Vancouver. Headless profiles: These brave souls […]
Bullies in the 902
Body shaming, mocking and talking smack about the new GF? Sounds more like bullying than gender solidarity. —Cancel my subscription
Quite the messed up system
I certainly feel this is worth a grand bitch! Recently received a traffic ticket. The officer giving me the ticket, though not warranted considering the logic behind the ticket makes no sense what so ever, advised that if I feel I shouldn’t be given this ticket that I can contact the number listed on the […]
Nuisance By-Law Complaints
I never submit bitches but I am so hurt by yet another meddling property complaint we just received. We are the Griswold’s of our neighbourhood and have storage lockers to hold all of our Christmas lights which I agree have become slightly rusted due to the continued winter weather. Hard to paint this time of […]
Burger Buttholes
It’s bullshit that restaurants can so easily opt out of donating a fucking dollar per burger to Feed NS. —Empowering the community my ass
Dear Drivers of HRM
I’m sorry for the disregard of traffic rules and any indecent gesture that may have occurred Friday night on a drunken skateboard excursion. My bad, won’t happen again. —A reckless, embarrassed sk8er girl
Remember that old adage about doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome…?
I was shocked and disgusted to hear about the vandalizing of 29-ish HRM bus shelters a couple of weeks back, with tons of broken glass to clean up and replace. But isn’t it time HRM started making bus shelters out of UNBREAKABLE material? What about the plexiglass-type stuff they use in hockey arenas? Also known […]
East Coast Lovin’
Having returned from spending the better part of a year training in the Ontario area, and then BC, gotta say—I love the friendliness that tends to be the norm in this city. From people usually making eye contact and saying hi when walking down the street, to people basically always waiting another two seconds to […]
Burger Week Blues
While Burger week is an awesome way to raise funds for Feed Nova Scotia it is also a great way to highlight the shitty, half assed effort of our city’s older, failing restaurants. I was nothing short of disgusted browsing the grey, overexposed photos submitted to the causes website. At least wipe your greasy finger […]
Weather sucks
Fuck winter I’m done when is summer gonna come bring warm weather —Angry weather woman

