moved from Bitch to Love

OMG! I just heard BEEP is coming back! But I’m in BC! Please someone have some with a donair for me… —Bluenoser in BC

I doubt these blogs would be this much fun without their trusty pack of loyal followers, commenting diligently on every post like a demented pack of late-night tv critics. What is a bitch if no one bitches about it? And it’s not even worth bitching about it if someone doesn’t come in and bitch about […]

Okay, these meter maids have the ability to be invisible then sweep down like Superman one minute after your meter runs out of time. So, I’ve been carrying around change and if I see a meter that’s run out of time, I help the poor creature by throwing in even a few quarters. If we […]

On July 4th I regretfully and accidentally locked my children in the van at a Bedford box store on a very hot and humid day with no windows open. My two year old had climbed into the drivers seat and must have hit the lock button because after I buckled him in I closed his […]

Pretty girl, you left me in window coverings to find paint stripper. I found you in the main aisle and we found your product. I left you there and wished you luck. Now my regret is stronger than the chemicals eating the paint from your wood work. —Shy Handy Guy

I just want to say that I think everyone is being WAY too negative about the CUPW strike. Have you all forgotten that it was the CUPW that picketed for 42 days in 1981 for paid maternity leave and won? Which in turn is why mothers get one year paid maternity leave now? I think […]

While I’ve come to absolutely embrace my dykeness, right about now I wish I was straight, as I have the biggest, hugest crush on you! Why, oh why do you have to be so effing fantastic AND have a penis?! —Not Gay for a Day

I met you two years ago, I felt like I knew you even before we ever spoke. You came up to me and asked if I had a light and from that moment on we spent so many great times together. You gave me so much and took even more in return. I knew we […]

I have a hard time being friends with someone after a romantic relationship has ended. No matter whether on good or bad terms. I try and be as mature as possible in trying to accomodate this, but whenever contact is made with the ex my stomach drops and I feel very anxious. Kind of like Stan from South Park. Is this something that can change or is it just OK to cut ties altogether? After 2 years I can usually do the friends thing but until then speaking with you brings back a wave of emotion that makes me want

I just got off the #80 bus half an hour ago and this is an apology to the cute girl (red hair, pink nails) who sat across from me. I don’t know if you were upset about the old guy next to you (beard, no moustache, bowling shoes) who tried to give you some Christian […]

I envy you. You have great friends, they’re loyal and funny, and you’re the kind of kid I wanted to be. You’re pretty, funny, and popular. I feel so bad for you. We moved from a good neighbourhood to a ghetto before you had the chance to become a real person. Now you’re on your […]