Okay, these meter maids have the ability to be invisible then sweep down like Superman one minute after your meter runs out of time. So, I’ve been carrying around change and if I see a meter that’s run out of time, I help the poor creature by throwing in even a few quarters. If we all start doing this, it could really piss them off. Wouldn’t that be nice? So here’s to taking back the streets. —Meter Stalker

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  1. Meh, “the streets” are nothing but potholes, boarded up storefronts, piles of human dung and skeevy winos gargling about Harper’s secret deal with the Venusians and “Spare change, sir”
    You can have ’em.

  2. If people can’t manage to put in the correct amount of money for their parking duration, why should we spend ours doing so?

    I mean I know shit happens sometimes, but it’s not my responsibility, nor yours, to fund everyone’s parking endeavours in this city.

    And now I just pulled a zed in the love side.

    *bangbang* <-- PK shooting herself in the face.

  3. Nice thought, but I believe it’s actually against the law to feed meters like that. Some have tried this already.

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