Pretty girl, you left me in window coverings to find paint stripper. I found you in the main aisle and we found your product. I left you there and wished you luck. Now my regret is stronger than the chemicals eating the paint from your wood work. —Shy Handy Guy

This article appears in Jun 30 – Jul 6, 2011.

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  1. with come-on’s like “eating the paint from your wood work” I can’t imagine why she isn’t barreling down the street to go meet you.

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  6. Sooo many dirty tool/hammer/screw/nail/plumbing/electrical/lumber jokes, such little space. 😀

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